Missouri

Missouri is the Midwestern state where Adam Levine and the guy from Imagine Dragons moved in. It is the middle of Mimal.

Etymology

The term Missouri comes from the Missouri River, which in term comes from French Missouria, stemming from Myaamia Wimihsoorita, which refers to the Niúachi, a Siouan-speaking Indigenous people.

Misery

Notable communities

Kansas City

Sorry, Kansas is that way.

St. Louis

Really nice place. A lot of fun things to do for cheap or even free. Great music scene. And an arch. Unfortunately most people in St. Louis have only ever lived in St. Louis so they will ask you what high school you went to.

Notable representatives

• Thomas Hart Benton
• Xenophon P. Wilfley
• Sempronius H. Boyd

Notable phrases

• Girl, are you from Missouri? 'Cause you're the only Miss I'D yuri!
• I'd rather be in Missouri than in Hell!
• Between Missouri and Misery and Hell, I'd rather be in the first one!