Noah/Artifacts

DONT LOOK AT THIS PAGE!!! these are artifacts i am collecting for ian!! idk what xe need them for yet. maybe siphoning power or whatever but idk how why she needs to do that when hes already like a god or whatever. beats me im just what the cool kids call a lackey

Batch 1

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  Green Guy Essence: i got this from the maymay page. upon making a dubious little creature feel bad about its replusive existence, it shed a tear which was green in color. upon sensing its energy, i collected it for my master
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  Nuttytrix: has the power to transform you into ten different stone in nut creatures. i had to beat an old man with a stick to get this
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  15$ Roblox Gift Card: thank you purple jesus
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  Clout Fragment: this is a shard of clout i found that was used the Clout page. i had to steal apart of it because its a illegal to win the wiki camp 2 instantly
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  Super Cool Pumpkin: i stole a pumpkin from that weird page about squid games or whatever. at least THIS one doesnt have a face on it
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  Shard of Pure Concentrated Yaoi: needed to chip a piece of off Boys' Love to get this thing. i can feel the gay radiating off of it..
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  Severed Daddy Finger: I did what I had to do. This mans death will not be in vain.
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  Time Gem: touching this thing for the first time sorta made my noahcules freak out. it was trippy but after a while i could hold it without glitching and stuff

i consider batch 1 to be a successful expedition!! time to report back to ian and deliver the goods