Noah/Challenge 10 Intro

this SUCKS

first my whole "new leaf" debacle turns out to be a whole load of nothing since my robot the size of a BIKE

AND NOW MY BOSS IS DELAYING OUR COOL PLAN!!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS YET!!!

I MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN BE WORKING FOR HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

OKAY FINE, MY OH-SO INTELLECTUAL EQUAL. HOW ABOUT YOU TRY AND ORCHESTRATE A PLAN THAT'S BEEN AN ENTIRE CYCLE IN THE MAKING.

yeah but this taking TOO LONG!!

hey wait why are you talking to me right now i thought you said projecting your thoughts outside the void when you re not doing your job wastes energy

YES, ON THE SUBJECT OF THAT, I'VE FOUND A RATHER SNEAKY WAY TO CIRCUMVENT IT.

AS OF THIS MOMENT, I CAN PROJECT MY THOUGHTS INTO YOUR MIND. THAT WAY I DO NOT RISK BEING SPOTTED BY ANY LOWER OR HIGHER POWERS, AND I CAN CONSERVE MY ENERGY.

THINK OF ME AS YOUR SHOULDER ANGEL IN THIS SCENARIO. I CAN HELP YOU DURING ALL YOUR ESCAPADES DURING YOUR CHALLENGES!

ooh like the thing from crash bandicoot

INDEED. LIKE THE ICONIC CRASH BANDICOOT VIDEOGAME FOR THE XBOX AND PLAYSTATION SYSTEMS

crash bandicoot is a playstation exclusive

WHAT

REALLY?

yeah at the time the first game was only for playstation it wasn t on xbox

xbox didnt even exist at the time. that was 2001

NO WAY I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A NINTENDO AND SEGA RIVALRY THING THEY HAD GOING ON

well i mean yeah they still do im just telling you their consoles had a release gap

I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THIS. MAN I LIKE TOLD EVERYONE I KNOW THAT MICROSOFT AND SONY RELEASED THEIR CONSOLES AT THE SAME TIME OH MY GOD THEY THINK IM AN IDIOT

dont worry its like a common mistake among people they wont look too deep into it

how do you know what crash bandicoot is

OH YEAH, THERE WAS THIS GUY I TURNED INTO A VOIDHUSK ONCE AND HE LET BEHIND ALOT OF PLAYSTATION GAMES AND HIS CONSOLE WHEN HE DIED. SO I TOOK THEM

isnt that kind of like graverobbing

NAH, HE WAS THE GEEK IN HIS FAMILY. THEY WEREN'T GONNA USE THEM

okay yeah but that doesnt really answer my question. thats literally gaverobbing

NO I MEAN THERES LIKE A LOT OF INTRICACIES IN THIS AND I DONT WANNA GET INTO RIGHT NOW, IT WAS FINE DONT WORRY

alright cool whatever

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so do you have like any ideas on what i should do for the challenge or something

HUH? OH, NO. SORRY

ah okay rats