Noah The Show: The Origin
Here I was at a familiar sight. Another insufficient and was bad at their job slain. In a sense it was almost kind of like Killing a bad person, and I'm not sure why people did not agree.
Y-you fool! You utter idiot! You've ruined..everything!!
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I was supposed to be one to kill the hero! Not you, ME! Our world's prophecy said so!
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no need to worry about following any more evil destinies anymore sir
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my faith triumphs over the powers of Satan once again
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He WAS the good guy, you moron!! He had a whole quest fighting my underlings and other unrelated villains just to get to me!! I was getting STOKED!!
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wait
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so this isnt one of those stupid places where the good guy is actually the bad guy or something
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some guys in the starting town place told me about the prophecy thing and I thought the twist was that you were being forced by fate or something to act evil and the hero guy didnt care
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NO!! THATD BE STUPID AND NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED FOR SOME GUYS FIRST RPG MAKER GAME!! What did you think was going--
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Another enemy slain. It appears the hero was actually very stupid for not informing me that this wasnt a gritty deconstruction story as i was savagely beating him to death. he probably couldntve even beat the final boss anyway
As I leave this world in search of others in need of my heroics, I reflect back on my perilous journey ever since I left my homeland universe. As a hero, it is my job to stick to my christian morals and suspense justice to those in need. Luckily, I am very strong as a result of being born that way, so I am able to constantly grow in strength to combat any satanic heathen that attempts to oppose me
I cant help but feel rather jaded. I know it is an atheist emotion but everywhere I go, I encounter more heathens and monsters. evil pixilated block creatures, green gun guys with laser knifes, high school students killing other high school students in order to not get killed even though if they didn't kill anybody and just left themselves die they would go to heaven... it is all so tiresome.. but what is most tiresome of all is the most despicable of creatures, ones that unlike any other evil being, there is not a semblance of good left within them.. the terrifying, uncompromising, unpredicable.. OBJECTOIDs!!!
Objectoids are evil selfish beats that crave nothing more than to compete and destroy in the name of their destructive competition shows. they sell out their own kin and betray them for even the slightest of perceived offences.. all they care about is being rewarded for their bloodlust and decadence.. there are some species that do one of these aforementioned things alot. some that dare to do two. but have I ever encountered a single species or human that has decided to do all three of these things at the same time. and yet, the worst part is still that they are simply everywhere, a constant thorn in every corner crevice and side of the multiverse. wherever there is life. there is objectoids.. (objectoid a term i coined that by the way. I trademarked it and stuff if you wanna use it email me please)
for years I have attempted to teach developing universes and species the dangers of interacting with these deadly beings, for them to seek precautions and shield themselves from these threats. but on most occasions my pleas have fallen on deaf ears even as I try to demonstrate their destructive capabilities to better prepare them.
however, despite all the very bad and unkind things that these villains do all the time, I know I must remain paramount in my conviction I made on the day I first encountered this breed of evil;
That I will not rest until all objectoids will be defeated by my hands, for my name is not Noah N. Noah: Hero of Everything That Ever Was!!!!!!
I decided that there was no time to waste. I needed to be more steadfast in my efforts to defeat this rapidly growing evil.
observing objectoids before, I'm aware that they are incredibly populace beings that are born in a variety of ways...thus I need to triple my destructive output to match the rate of expansion for their interdimensional empire
but what good is talk when action is actually the thing that does stuff. I will make an example of this clearly objectoid infested universe's earth equivalent
although I don't doubt that I can kill anyone who I think is bad without trying, I am still entering uncharted territory. I must remain vigilant and humble even though I don't need to because that's stupid. apparently its a thing jesus told us to do in the new testament though so I guess I have to
Now, I gotta play it cool. I cant make these buffoons think I here on purpose. I must think of an opening line as I drop down for my epic super hero landing
ooooohhh what is this mysterious plac
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I first open with my non suspicious line in order to make myself look
oh dear Lord
why are they all fighting each other. did they even notice me. is that good or bad. I have to get out of here
im getting neagtive vibes
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ishall leave immediately
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oh goodness oh goodness it appears I've severely misread the situation. these people are utter lunatics and there are WAY more non-objects than I originally ki-sensed
ok i think I'm far enough away from those freaks. my super hearing skills are picking up some snoise down below. I think they did actually notice me for a second in the commotion. someone called me a weirdo for leaving after five seconds. another person is making fun of me for forgetting my phone. this is the second most humiliating first impression I've made in my entire life
its ok though because I can still salvage this probably. my phone is already down there so all I need to do is just play it cool and act like thats why I'm coming back so they don't think im a weirdo