Parenthood

"Mama" does not redirect here, but it would make sense if it did, right?

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Let's kill them with mama

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Behold the natural beauty of a mother prot- um.. uh hey easy there. Why are you looking at me like that?? Please, I won't bother you. I'll leave, look, I'm leaving!

Parenthood is the state of having a child, or children. Parenthood occurs in both the natural and digital worlds, and can be either planned or unplanned.

Types of parenting

Egg

Some animals lay eggs and have to take care of that. Basically an egg is the precious rock. Once the egg hatches, the parent also has to take care of the baby. So what was the point of the egg then?

Absent

Some animals get the fuck out after giving birth. This probably feels good as fuck for the parent, but the egg or babies must feel so scared!

Vibes

Some parents may forego traditional parenting methods and knowledge in exchange for going based on vibes alone. This can be tough to pull off well, but it probably produces an amazing child when it is.