Paul MacArtney
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Sir Paul MacArtney (18 June 1942–9 November 1966) is a member of the four-man hyperpop band The Beatles, but nobody cares about that because his actual best known and most beloved work is Temporary Secretary from his album MacArtney II. How uncanny!
"Paul is dead" conspiracy
Throughout MacArtney's career, several conspiracy theorists have claimed that at one point Paul was killed and replaced by a doppelganger named Edward McCartney. Several songs in The Beatles' discography contain subliminal messages supporting this claim, with songs containing lyrics such as "We killed a man / His name was Paul / We fed him to hogs / Inside the mall". As soon as theorists started to catch on, Edward dropped MacArtney II in 1979 and was never seen again.