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These tapes are archival recordings of the prison's camera for archival and security purposes. Do not take everything stated by the prisoners as fact, they're aware of the fact that they're being recorded and they might use that in their favor.

March 22nd, 2023 | Cafeteria

I've been through it actually

you have?

Yep, some good-for-nothing criminal mastermind got me sent to prison in his place. It sucked.

oh...

That was long ago... This time I've been sent here because of something I actually did. Something i deeply regret and I'm rightfully staying here for.

and thats?

Jaywalking.

oh

Listen kid, I dont get how the staff doesn't believe your claims of not being that Salmonid guy, He was much louder and smelly than you.

its just... frustrating.. i just want to go home

Yeah.. It really is.

Hey, if these "Team 17" associates of yours valued you as much as you tell me they did, then, i'd say it's almost certain they'd release you've been replaced.

i'm just worried they, just dont care...

Im sure they do, and im sure they're gonna realise it sooner or later, if they havent already. And once that happens, they'll surely find a way to right this wrong and get you out of here!

what if the policemen doesnt believe them? it's not like they're some sort of ultimate heist crew

Way back when this happened to me, my friends were the ones who helped me escape, even if just 2. No matter if they're not talented at heisting, im sure they'll figure out a way. They HAVE to, if they want to rescue you.

mh.. thank you kermit, i was worried no one would ever believe me

Hey, it's no big deal! Just glad to help out. And i'm sorry everything's been this cold for you lately

wha?

You agree, right Ice Cube?

uhh... Yeah!

April 16th, 2023 | Hallway 1B

I'm scaaareeed

i got.. eliminated? oh.. well.. not much i could do about that..

not like the competition itself should be of my biggest concern right now

Yeah!

sigh.. i dont think even my team could get me out of here at this rate.. its hopeless

it's not like they're some kind of ultimate heist crew...

i dont think i can get in contact with any...

Well I'm gonna do what I want instead of what you want!

yknow icy, i think you might be onto something..

I'm Spongebob!