SBaHJ/story/3

hello?

:33 > Hi!!!

:33 > You're here for you're intermew?

uh

yes?

:33 > Purfect!

:33 > You, uh...

:33 > DO know what we do here, right?

um

no actually

:33 > This is NORPA.

:33 > That stands for:

:33 > the National Organization Registered in Pinniped Annihilation

oh ok

...

what does that mean

:33 > We are committed to the total extinction of SEALS!

and, uh

what did the seals... do?

:33 > ... they...

:33 > ...

:33 > they r33k of GASOLINE.

...

and why exactly do you need me

:33 > Well, you see...

:33 > Public opinion is... mixed.

:33 > We n33d you...

:33 > For...

:33 > Propoganda. :33