Seal Heaven

On Titan? Likely not, as Titan has no liquid water.

Lalala...I wish I could fly in the sky!

A Seal Heaven or any otherwise pleasant seal afterlife is a proposed metaphysical locale where seals go when they die. It is often considered the antithesis to Damn seal. Unlike Damn seal, the theoretical Seal Heaven has never been seen, visited, or measured, making its existence unlikely. Philosophers also point out that seals are inherently Evil and therefore do not deserve eternal bliss when they die.

Take a rest on the way up...

PSST... HEY SEALS! I KNOW A PLACE. ITS NOT SEAL HEAVEN, BUT ITS PRETTY DANG CLOSE! CHECK OUT DANG SEAL

-InscryptionFan23