Statler and Waldorf/Opinions

Why have an opinions page when everything here makes me want to puke?

We've seen more trash here than in the theatre!

Oh ho ho ho!

Big Boy

The sheer size of him made me lose my train of thought.

What were you thinking of?

Running the wiki over!

Oh ho ho ho!

Creative Commons & Copyright

I'm glad copyright exists.

I don't know if there is copyright in here.

Well, I still want it.

How come?

So we can be deleted from this mess!

Oh ho ho ho!

Fictional charcter

You know what I like the most about that Fictional charcter fella?

Gee, you tell me!

They make me wish this camp was entirely fictional!

Oh ho ho ho!

Lost Artifact

How is this THING Lost or an Artifact?!

They probably lost it in shipping to the museum.

What museum?

The museum of trash, of course!

Okay, how's it an artifact?

Simple, it ain't one at all!

Oh ho ho ho!

McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce

The only thing sweeter than them would be the time I get out of this place!

Yeah, it would be much sweeter than anything we've seen here!

Oh ho ho ho!

Padlock

So this thing's the 'brains' of that band of thieves?

Don't see much brain in there, I'm afraid.

Well what do you see?

You're asking me? I've never picked a lock in my life!

Me neither!

Oh ho ho ho!

me

So you're saying you... are ME?!

Sounds kinda sus to me... Maybe we should eject you from this camp, you impostor!

Oh ho ho ho!

Vandalism on The Wiki Camp 2

Now there's someone I can count on!

What for?

He can finally turn this wiki into a decent place as opposed to being a circus!

Oh ho ho ho!

The Computer

There's something wrong with this computer, it says it's alive!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I'll do you one better — how about just turning it off?

Oh ho ho ho!

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