Statley and Waldonf/Director's Commentary
I am on The Wiki Camp 2
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Yes, page
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Can't say that I have!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this is the our first said thing. Basically super the iconic line.
Waldonf: Everyone is always saying to us that this is what getting them hooked to the page. To that I say, Yes, Page. [Laughs]
Statley: [Laughs]
But what about?
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Token Bank tends to Rules
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That's what He said!
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God is almighty and loves us all!
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Waldonf: Okay, I'm actually remember why we does this. We want to putting a Shout Out to our friend God in the page.
Statley: Yes, he are big inspire to us, and before make this page, We actually met the him. He a real the cool dude!
Waldonf: I remembering that day, we ran into his at the Grocery Club.
Statley: Yes, he are but that is an story for the other day!
You know, I always wonder the how to upload a file
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Can't say that I have!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Here comes the Air Plane!
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Here comes the Bus!
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The two are similar but one lives in God's domain, the sky!
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Airplanes are a sinful thing, and everyone on one will be rightfully struck down by God!
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The story of The Tower of Babel taught us that we must not try to get to heaven physically!
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Waldonf: Okay, so this is our inside joking we made here.
Statley: Yes, me and Waldonf have this run gag where we make a joke about the Tower of Babel when we wanting to made a joke about the Tower and Babel.
Waldonf: I wasn't expect the joke to stick with the fans, but now it are print on almost five T-Shirts.
Statley: They print the five shirt while we speaking! [Laughs]
Can't say that I have!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Statley?
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Yes, Waldonf?
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Can't say that I have!
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My name is. You killed my. Prepare to?
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Waldonf: Okay, so this was Statley make a reference to movie.
Statley: What? No it won't. I don't even ever watch a movie!
Waldonf: Oh, my bad.
Can't say that I have!
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Yes, Waldonf?
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Shut up.
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God is Ah ha ha ha!
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Why oven when out?
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Can't say that I Waldonf!
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Oven!
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My hungry ass could Oven!
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When humans discovered fire and the joy of cooking, God said this is good!
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Statley: What? Oh, we put this line in because we love to cooking food.
Waldonf: My favorite thing to cook is a raw meat, so that the raw is not and it are the cook now.
So, what is?
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Yes
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So, what is a seal?
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A puddle of disgusting s
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Seals are part of God's choir and all insults are in jest!
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Statley: The line was actually original different until now, before.
Waldonf: Yes, we actually saying "God's Army" before of, but He phonecall us and tell us seals don't fighting, but rather are a singing Up There.
Statley: So we change the before release.
Look at them, Statley. They love The Wiki Camp 2 more than God!
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God is in everything, so that is okay! But consider going to church if that interests you!
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God comes in all kinds of forms and ways and devices! Try out one!
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Look at them, Statley. Did you hear about Marcus Geniune?
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Statley: We actually saying this line because at the time of this movie, Marcus General was died.
Waldonf: Good point, we did doing that.
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Just as I suspected...Someone has tampered with my machine...
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So you've finally figured it out, hm? How sad...
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I suppose it's not too late...If you know what's good for you, you'll follow that paper pinniped.
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Time is running out, Fentanyl.
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Why are you doing this...?
What more do you know...? |
Who gives a fuck, really...
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Waldonf: Good point, wait, I doesn't remember this part.
Statley: We actually doesn't remember this part. May be the network add it because of this episode about seals earlier.
Waldonf: Good point, Maybe we didn't recording enough so they had to make more for full running time on the TV!
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DIVERGE - HERE IS WHERE THE STORY SPLITS...KEEP READING TO STAY ON THIS PATH, OR FIND ANOTHER WAY...
Waldonf: So this was an experimental parting of our comic, where the listener could going to another paths, or keep read.
Statley: We actually doesn't made much of the other paths yet, as of time of recording this Directing Comments, but we may going back to it in the future.
Yes!
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He was born just today! His mother gave birth to him!
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Wait, Marcus died!?
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Every baby is born pure, and heaven she will go!
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Statley: This was actually a reference to when Martin Geniune died, and we announced he goes to Heaven. Everyone was cry and sad about it, so we ask God if any good news, and he saying yes!
Waldonf: Good point, we real needed that during that cry sad time, so we glad God collab!
So, what is a sea?
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There are seven
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Would you like to explore with me?
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Waldonf, Yes, Let us explore the seas.
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Waldonf: Everyone is always saying to us that this is what getting them hooked to the page. The exploring arc.
Statley: Yes. We decided to jumping the shark and go to the oceans, it is a bold movement we doing!
Turn left.
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Turn left.
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Turn right.
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In 5 miles, make a U-turn.
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I'm tired!
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In 5 miles, tires are for horses!
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Or, was she the bagel?
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You can't be tire, you are not a train!
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Playing with words is a great way to have fun! Worldplay! Wordplay! Wordplay!
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Waldonf: Everyone is always saying to us that this is their favorite part in the whole book.
We have become an island
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Be careful, Statue of David eats those!
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I am full of care!
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Worldplay! Wordplay! Wordplay!
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Do they count as wordplay?
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Count is for Vampire!
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Count von Count is still one of God's creatures, as well as a puppet friend!
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Waldonf: Okay, so this was a foreshadow of when Count show up later.
Statley: This was actually a reference to when later in the show. [Laughs]
So, Statley, what can we do in the island?
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We can build an igloo!
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An igloo is made of snow! An island is hot! The snow will keep us cool!
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This island has other shipwreck survive!
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My god! Other people!
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Statley: Ok, so the line about ship wreck surviving was a foreshadow for the next line, where another person showing up!
Waldonf: Wow, I never noticing that until now! [Laughs]
Statley: Yeah, I just find out Two Days ago, clever writer!
What is your name, the green one?
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My name is Plate.
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Little do they know, her name tends to be change!
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Statley: Ok, so the line about the name changing is because, when Statler and Waldonf update, her name tends to change!
Waldonf: This is because we had so much idea for his name. So we using them all! [Laughs]
Yes, I am cursed with a changing name! Some say it is my destiny...
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I forgive you!
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Forgiveness is key!
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Come, I have shelter!
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But what about Igloo?
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My shelter is just past these trees!
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We can build a coconut!
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A coconut tree is full of the vitamins, minerals, protein, vitamin c,
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We can eat a coconut!
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Waldonf: We put this lines in because we love coconut. [Laughs]
Here it is! Climb this rope, my shelter is in the trees to avoid the predator animals that roam at night.
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A striking similar to the Minecraft!
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Sky Cube is a minigame.
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But everyone can agree, this is no laughing matter!
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Statley: Ok, so the previous line is called an Irony. We are doing the laugh pose, but the are not laughing matter!
Waldonf: Funny story, Minecraft actually inspired island episode! [Laughs]
It is getting dark. I shall hit the hay. Tomorrow, we should gather food and supplies.
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But everyone can agree, this is bedtime!
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...
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...
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Statley! I can not sleep the!
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I am in the same boat!
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We are shipwrecked the boats!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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It is a figure of Speech!
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Like Head of Letter?
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Oh, do not laughter at volume! We will wake our shelter friend.
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eh he he he...
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That is a better!
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We are polite, like a pigeon!
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Statley: Ok, so the previous line is a reference to story me and Waldonf remember.
Waldonf: Yes, we see a pigeon one day, it was eating a bread crumbs.
Statley: Before it eating it bread, it carry the crumb to a napkin on the ground, to be tidy and human-like etiquette.
Waldonf: In another words, it was a polite!
GROWL! GROWL! GROWL!
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Frightful sight!!!
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It is a figure of Speech!
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No, you are fool! That is a Island monster! Thankfully we are up here in the safety.
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If what you say is truthful, shall we mock it?
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You are a good idea, Waldonf
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he he he... You are but a foolish monster that can not up...
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Your spoke too soon. My idea was bad. We must whisper, as not to wake the friend. Issue! If no wake, whisper. How monster hear us?
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In hindsight, was bad idea. However, I applaud your creative! Even if not work.
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GROWL! GROWL! GROWL!
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Waldonf: Ah, the chupacabra arc! This is when a island Grizzly Bear attacks us, and we are trouble because it too loud!
This loud device below will wake our friend. Shall kill it?
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But how? Give idea, anyone?
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The voters chose!
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GROWL! GROWL! GROWL!
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Today is soccer ball, Waldonf!
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Also know as a Futbol, to our American viewers!
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To put it in Too Long Didn't Read terms, we will drop the soccer on the monster!
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The mail is here! Soccer ball is home! Deploy! Drop! Atomic bomb!
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GROWL! GROW-
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Statley: Ah, the election arc! This is when we held a voting in the countries of The Unite States, Turkey, Utah, and Spain to choose the outcome.
Waldonf: Ah, the outcome arc! This is when voting chose Soccerball to win!
Has the beast been slain?
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Whimper...
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It is inside pain.
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Pain is no home for one of God's animals!
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Also know as a creature, to our American viewers!
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A broken leg, a thorn in its paw! Deer hit by car. Why!
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Who kind of monster would drop a soccer on a poor innocent baby tiger?
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Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this is the our first moral dilemma.
Waldonf: Ah, the problem arc! This is when we want to stopping the monster, but now the island wolf is in a painful, and that is bad, and we feeling bad about the.
Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this is a scary problem for our character, Statley and Waldonf.
It was just a baby!
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Wait, do not say was just yet. Maybe we save it.
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God would hope for us to!
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Please drop something on it to help!
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Yes, look from the sky in the Amazon Stork! A delivery for my dying animal!
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I see it fall! It is a bar of soap!
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Whimpe-GULP!
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A growl and whimper is like a swear, aggressive and bad! Clean your mouth out, tiger! You bad bad thing!
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Justice is server, Waldonf! We shall go to bed.
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Gack! Hack! Cough... coug.. cough... co..c...gah..........
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Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this part was put in by The Anti-Swearing company, who fucking hating swear words.
Waldonf: Ah, the no profanity sponsoring! This is why we punish the Lion for growling, which is like a swearing or cuss words.
3 Hours later...
Snore... Snore... Snore...
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Even more later...
Awake! Oh awake!
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We slept in! So late in the day.
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Why do this? Mistaken.
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Whatever.
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Good morning, God!
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Snarl...
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Look, Waldonf. Another island lion!
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Yes, another wolf approach!
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Good morning.
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Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this is a misunderstand. We thinking Name Change character is a bad guy, so we kill him.
Shut up!
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We shall kill you, island survivor!
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There isn't enough rooms up there!
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Uh, guys.
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Wh-what? What are you doing? Get your hands off me!
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Uh, guy, There isn't enough push down there!
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AHHH!
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CHOMP!
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And yes, the cobra snake is now full and will gallop away!
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Like a bird!
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Laugh out loud!
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Waldonf: Jesus Christ! Did we really does that? Killed the poor green character for we own benefit?
Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this is a horrible action to doing.
Uh, guys.
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Why the hell you judging us so hard? We just doing our what we have to do to staying alive!
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Yeah, you try being on the Island and getting eaten by a Rhinoceros!
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We're just do our best!
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Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this guys try to justify murdering their friend!
Waldonf: Personally, I wouldn't have doing that!
Statley: It is quite rude.
Shut up!
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We shall kill you, comment directors!
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Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so we're just a voices, and can't be kill by you. Stupid.
Waldonf: Personally, I doesn't plan on dying!
Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Shut up!
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Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this is the Statley Raging So Hard arc.
Waldonf: Yes, movie Statley is quite upsetting!
Shut up! You guys are so annoy! I'm annoying by you!
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I have an idea, Statley! Let's say things that can't be said on TV so they get ban!
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Ooh! Like copyright music!
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The Count: I am going LAWSUIT MODE! That is my song! Stop! Stop!
Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this is NOT our fault! Statley and Waldonf in the book did it!
The Count: It is only playing in the DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY MODE of Statley and Waldonf, explain that!
Waldonf: WE DIDN'T DO IT!!! DON'T KILL US!!! AHH!!! FUCK!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
The Count: Turn that shit off! That is my song from when I went MUSICIAN MODE!
Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this in this next scene, Waldonf in the show gets hit by a car!
Waiting, What?
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I've dead
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The Count: Nice, my music went OFF MODE in this project! Thank you Director Statley and Waldonf.
Waldonf: Personally, You're welcome!
Shut up! You pieces of assholes! You killed the Waldonf! Why!!!
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Statley: [Laughs] Okay, so this in this next scene, Statley gets over it.
Well, I'm over it.
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Well, Statley is now "ALONE MODE"...
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Hey... I know Statley and Waldonf have already gone "REFERENCE MODE" with The Stanley Parable... but since I'm "NARRATOR MODE"... Why don't I give it a shot?
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