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HaZe Online Sports Troupe, Houston Omniversal Science and Technology, Hardware Overclock Sound Team, and Hog rider fan cOnteStanTs
Host "headset gamer" logo, HOST "black hole gear" insignia, HoST "dal segno" emblem, and hOST "hog hammer" sketch.
 :# <( bruh these look like trash )
Agency fanclub overview
FormedOctober 1, 2022; 3 years ago (2022-10-01)
Preceding teams
Origin[WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?]
HeadquartersRectangle Zone
MottoFor the Benefit of [ALL.]all.
Color    
LeaderHog rider
CoachDora
OwnersDiary, Diffuser, [THE ZEITGEIST], Nurse Cap, Smobo
Administrator[THE ZEITGEIST]
Deputy Administrator
N/ANobody in particular.
MusiciansLiSt, [THE ZEITGEIST], Playlist
InstrumentsU.U.F.O., piano, vocals
SpyOpen Sesame
Additional membersAlucard, Arlo, Cube, Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Niko the Seal, Rotating CSS Cube, Thomas Bangalter
Years active2022
Genresbreakbeat, plunderphonics, UK garage, FM synthesis, IDM, gaming
GamesThe Wiki Camp 2, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, foball, Paperboy (NES), Bad Piggies, Clash Royale, and more
Websitehttps://hardwareoverclock.bandcamp.com/

Host is a musical sports agency fanclub in The Wiki Camp 2. It consists of the four former teams that shared the same acronym (HaZe Online Sports Troupe, Houston Omniversal Science and Technology, Hardware Overclock Sound Team, and Hog rider fan cOnteStanTs).

( WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED )> T-T

( where'd the version history go?? )> ;m;

I... GUESS I'LL START?

HOST IS A COLLECTION OF TEAMS THAT USED TO BE A HOG RIDER FAN CLUB AND ALSO A BUNCH OF OTHER TEAMS. THEY WERE ALL MERGED TOGETHER. MORE INFORMATION ABOUT EACH OF THE FORMER TEAMS IS AVAILABLE UP THERE WHERE THE VERSIONS USED TO BE.

Members

Icon Name Username Specialty Position
Diffuser     

alphabetter

Diffusing Owner
[THE ZEITGEIST] [THE ZEITGEIST] n/a Musician
McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce     

McDonaldsSweetnSourS

Flavor enhancing Escapee


Former members

Icon Name Username Specialty Former position Reason for departure
9150625SCP-055     

55

Memetics Deputy Administrator Moved to Democratic Party after Challenge 7
Diary     

starlightDP

Gameing, writing Owner Eliminated
Dora     

pendugolum

Contraptions Coach Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
Emoticon >:3c <( lumberloon freeze ) Founder Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
LiSt     

k33p_1t_unr34l

EDM Production Musician Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
Nurse Cap     

radiantpill

Punishing into SA2, missing the parry window,
timing out
Owner Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
Open Sesame     

carpenterbenne

Woodcarving Nothing Banished to Damn seal after Challenge 7

Playlist
AND ALSO ARLO
IS IN THIS SLOT!
WE'RE SHARING A SLOT
    

REALPLAYLIST

    

ArloStuff

BEING A BAND AND/OR PLAYING PIKMIN Band
(AND ARLO PLAYS PIKMIN!)
Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
Smobo     

Smobo

Mail Delivery, Shoot-em-Up Video Games,

Mail-em-Up Video Games

Owner Moved to Wanted contestants after Challenge 7
U.U.F.O. Peaceful invading Instrument DNP'd in Challenge 9

History

Host formed when Diary wanted to signed up for The Wiki Camp 2. They took particular interest in fighting games. The first person she invited was the cosmic microwave background radiation, who introduced Diary to a team of one (a feat with precedence in the original Wiki Camp.) Emoticon named the team Host, joking that it might take on advertising for the team, creating a machine that resembled a DJ mixset that read "tbh i kinda prefer lumberloon." Thinking they wanted to make their own album, the posters for Host (colloquially known as Hosters) needed help with metastudies into the research itself. LiSt found help in the form of a Nintendo Entertainment System. The two would go on to officially make the edit history from two centuries in the future, joking that it might trick people into thinking she was getting a little lonely. Host produced a soundtrack for the game Settlers of Catan. in order to fulfill the rules stated in the challenge. Then, Playlwast noticed that there was a team themed around Hexstallia, which consists of short songs taking inspiration from various EDM subgenres. The concept of HOG RIDER! is about to disintegrate. Sorry about that.

Challenge 2

Due to [REASONS UNEXPLAINED], the four former teams who shared an acronym were merged together on October 10, 2022. The erstwhile members of HaZe Gaming were the most vocally upset about this change[1], though their complaints fell upon deaf ears when they petitioned the administration. Members of the other teams soon suggested that they make the most of their situation and reforge their identity as a collective, a task to which members of the Hog rider fan cOnteStanTs took to with reckless abandon.

Some time thereafter, during some fluctuations in the multiverse, Host acquired its 15th 12th 13th nth[citation needed] member, Open Sesame. Their intentions or role remain to be seen, though they seem to be a self-described spy for some other organization.

Challenge 3

Every Host member submitted the edit war [add stuff later] ok uhh ill try i guess

oka yhi this is [THE ZEITGEIST] im gonna add stuyff now

so the first edit was [[Diary[] and she set up a yard sale with some other stuff and some infrastructure. and then later either emoticon talkled on the page or open sesame let the seal eat half of the page. i forgot. beatriuce was there at some point nurse cap found her

smobo added the smobo cube at some point after that . then the bad timeline hapopened (i was there) and then playlist added some stuff to the page. and then i think 055 found the blapck hole and the page was new

oh jeez i dont ac tually remember much after this. i think sometimes after that diffuser made the imagfe with mephone that gets shot by snipers and then after that list had his rate your muisc ratings

dora was the last. because thats whats on the page now. i think thats good

oh no i forgot what uufos edit was. i actually dont remenber im so sorry i think it mightve been during the microgames part? i geniunely forget sorry

umm sonevboidiy correct me i guess. ok im going to go bye this was [THE ZEITGEIST]


r we juts gonnnalet t his stay on our team page???? RadiantPill (talk) 20:45, 24 March 2023 (UTC)

Challenge 4

[Basic outline make better later]

[Emoticon and diary and others went to find the eee.io NPC]

[Since diary was gone and mate's score didn't count it was given to her (spoilers?)]

[Uufo string]

[Open sesame made a king cake that's super delicious (joke about kino cake?)]

[Dora made a controller with a lot of inputs designed to play a variety of rhythm games]

[There was something about a bomb? but i forget]

[Playlist documented the history famous Remote which can control televicious]

[Smth about Smobo and pokemon]

[Diffuser's paper slips were documented]

[Nurse cap figured out the mystery of hecate's mirror and also beatrice tried to debate her with facts and logic]

[[THE ZEITGEIST] talked aobut the wiki's contract system and gave examples for host]

[There were some awesome trousers and list saw them]

Challenge 5

( oh wait nobody added these two )> :P

( uhhh for challenge 5 i assumed host as a whole counted but i was wrong )> ^^;

/:/ <( but i edited this one page and it counted as being in a group with dora and toy blocks and the weird seal effigy )

UuU <( and we didn't lose so that's cool )

( oh yeah there was also some game that looked like it was like. copying our lives?? )> ?:?

( but honestly i do not care enough to look into that lol )> LoL

( plus other people did stuff )> :U

Challenge 6

( dude i literally do not remember this one )> T.T

Challenge 7

oh! i guess it's my turn to write this 📝

so a lot happened. just when i was ready to introduce a new friend to the team, everyone suddenly seemed so eager to get up and leave to Wanted contestants. or get into politics. or banish themselves to Damn seal! i guess i should be happy for my ex-hosters. you know. moving on to big things. if i had arms i'd do this 👏

i don't know how they do it though. i don't know how any of the soulful ones do. growing attached to everything and everyone, donating your fresh air to the ones you can't imagine living without before you're forced to do so. start all over in a new reality, promise this one will last! đŸ€­ the universe snickers. it was funny back in the warehouse and during challenge 1 and during challenge 7 but it's gotten old. it's gotten so old.

maybe i haven't been soulful for long enough. but like. you all notice this cycle too, right? in your own lives? why else did papery run off? why else would the switchers have rather burned in hellfire than remain in the sancity of host? with [THE ZEITGEIST] and U.U.F.O. and the new guy and me! đŸ€”


and me


i'm one of four now. i still have the same owner title that i've had for, gosh, two years now? so i guess it's up to me to carry the team. the host legacy has to live on i CAN'T let it die ohđŸ”„ i am so TIRED

i'll still be here keeping host stuck together. even though i'm, like, a diffuser. isn't that weird?

Accolades

Due to the merge, Host is the first sports team in known history to write a well received videogame soundtrack, the first band(s) to place in multiple videogame tournaments and the first research agency to be a hog rider fanclub. This has not yet earned them any critical praise but it should.

Discography

Soundtracks
Albums

CONTROVERSY

IT WAS PRETTY CONTROVERSIAL THAT OUR PAGES ALL GOT MERGED TOGETHER. WHY DID THAT HAPPEN.

Trivia

  • AN ANT CAN CARRY UP TO 50 TIMES ITS OWN WEIGHT!
  • Host is currently the only team to have one member. It also has 12 other members, which are a band, an instrument, a stereoscope, a book, a hat, a mister, a game piece, a courier, a phenomenon, and [THE ZEITGEIST].
    • It also has another member, who may be an enemy spy.
  • Despite its description, Host has yet to officially speak on its status. It remains unclear if it is a fanclub of an agency for athletes who compete in musical sports, or is a fanclub department of an organization that engages with sports, music, and legal investigation, or is just a bunch of people who are vaguely confused and trying to cope with the reality of their situation.
  • Michael Bloomberg being a moderator of the wiki may be a reference to the fact that he is an alligator (moderator, allegator).
  • >:O <( hey shouldn't that be in the references section )
  • [that's not what the references section is for]
  • >:< <( it's literally a reference )
  • Host has the most lesbian contestants out of every team, with 2.

GALLERY

Cool image s

References

  1. ↑ Look to your right, dumbass



Eh.. what's up, HOST?

Host Words

separate mature chew ash deprive extent bridge global college loss commission strong treasurer division bathroom obscure helmet impound established document sleep expenditure sight pie appendix avant-garde secretary employ fantasy maximum arrow enter pass smile develop fastidious suntan frank mix beef activate stroll support clay cook revive vehicle leak convention seize



i am mma baby, BITCH! -MMA Baby (talk) 20:54, 23 October 2023 (UTC)

For the previous Ultimate Heist Crew, see British Museum.

The Ultimate Heist Crew
Members See § Members
Leader Padlock

The Ultimate Heist Crew is (hopefully) a team created by Padlock to band together the most talented, skilled, and downright badASS heist crew this side of The Wiki Camp 2! (as the name suggests) We will be unstoppable!!!!! (hopefully)

History

One day, Padlock decided after jotting down his opinions on the 100 other contestants of the camp, he decided to form a team and definitely not stalk the ones that he assumed would be willing to join his cause (and his team) ...Maybe one day he'll get more than one member.

06:26 PM EST - October 1st, 2022: Padlock found a second team member.. maybe one day he'll find a third..

06:28 PM EST - October 1st, 2022: Padlock found a third team member.. maybe one day he'll find a fourth..

06:34 PM EST - October 1st, 2022: Padlock found a fourth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a fifth..

07:03 PM EST - October 1st, 2022: Padlock found a fifth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a sixth..

11:34 PM EST - October 1st, 2022: Padlock found a sixth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a seventh..

09:56 AM EST - October 2nd, 2022: Padlock found a seventh team member.. maybe one day he'll find an eighth..

10:51 AM EST - October 2nd, 2022: Padlock found an eighth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a ninth..

01:28 PM EST - October 2nd, 2022: Padlock found a ninth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a tenth..

12:59 AM EST - October 3rd, 2022: Padlock found a tenth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a eleventh..

10:37 PM EST - October 3rd, 2022: Padlock found a eleventh team member.. maybe one day he'll find a twelfth..

11:17 PM EST - October 3rd, 2022: Padlock found a twelfth team member.. maybe one day he'll find a thirteenth..

12:34 PM EST - October 7th, 2022: The Divine Goddess declared Half Time, and it was declared that each team may have at most 12 members. This is an issue, as Padlock's gracious charm and epic hacker skills has lured in a total of 13 team members, which exceeds this limit. If all of them stay, the team risks total annihilation. D:

01:18 AM EST - November 3rd, 2022: Arlo was stolen from Host. This was widely regarded as kidnapping, which is illegal, so he was eventually returned.

01:17 PM EST - November 3rd, 2022: Weird Al offered his help in the team's heisting endeavors, however he cited kidnapping as one of his life experiences, so Padlock filed him under "maybe."

03:31 AM EST - November 10th, 2022: Link randomly showed up, joining the team, and being the first non-contestant to join willingly.

07:35 AM EST - January 30th, 2023: James Bond, world-renowned English master of espionage, joined the Heist Crew. Muscle Man also tagged along to crack some jokes about his mom.

10:00 PM EST - March 30th, 2023: Harmony paid the Heist Crew a visit. Seeing that no one knew how to do business professionally, she decided to step in.

Members

BULLET POINT

THE Heist Crew!! (To be filled in... more)
Voting Icon Member Name Pronouns Best Lnown Attribute
Padlock He/him Hacker skills, suave attitude
Sock Hater He/Him

HATING SOCK!!

Toy Blocks She/They Sturdiness, Fighting Attitude
Traffic Regulator He/They Abilities
Jurta He/They Cat
Mangrove They/Them, Fae/Faer Crafting expertise, ingenuity, vines
Rotob I am they/them I am a runner i like to run and go fast i dont want to overhea
Sketchy She/Her Flatness
What it/its Being the obligatory Neil rep
Multiball He/Him, They/Them Multiplicity
THE BIG CHEESE He/It/She Being whimsical and joyous
Go Sign He/It/They Instantly compelling anyone or anything to dash forward
Link He/They Tri-Force of Courage
James Bond He/It Master of espionage and a license to kill
Muscle Man He/Him You know who else has business management skills?
Harmony she/her Business management skills

Mascot

OUR FIRST MASCOT
OUR SECOND MASCOT
OUR THIRD MASCOT

Alliances & Rivalries

Alliances:

Frenemies:

Rivalries:

Trivia

  • Sock Hater is the coolest one here![citation needed]
  • The above fact's validity has yet to be confirmed.
  • As of now, this is the largest team in The Wiki Camp history. However, this could change.
  • Nerpas defeated: 1, thank you NORPA 😊
  • Yaoi
  • Yuri
  • The Ultimate Heist Crew has the second most lesbian contestants out of every team, with 1.

Waldorf
You know, for a heist crew they really are something, alright.
Statler
What, Ultimate?
Waldorf
Nah, I'd say mediocre at best.
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!

An anonymous interviewer from news broadcast 777-NEWS has come into close contact with each member.

Padlock

???: So you must be Padlock, the leader?

Padlock: Guilty as charged.

???: And what exactly... motivated you to form this 'awesome radical heist group' as you said?

Padlock: Eh, watched a movie where some guy broke into a building. Think it was called 'Kill Hard' or something.

Padlock: Anyways, I thought 'hey, I could do that too!' so I did. Gotta say, never thought I'd be able to wrangle up these many guys.

???: I see... including Toy Blocks? Considering your relationship with her, it'd seem rather unlikely that they would willingly join a team headed by yourself.

Padlock: Pfft, they've probably gotten over it by now. I mean, that's PROBABLY the case. We're cool, right? ...oh wait she isn't here.

???: How about the others? What are your thoughts on them?

Padlock: Eh, they're a neat little bunch, I'd say. Rotob's pretty cool, someone said they were fast? Could totally run past the cameras without being detected. Go Sign's also pretty sweet, kinda looks like me, too!

???: One final question: why is your so-called 'heist crew' competing in The Wiki Camp?

Padlock: Iunno, it's a side hustle, really. Everyone else thinks it's just a theme, but, heh, they won't know what hit 'em.

Padlock: ...Is... that right? Please tell me that came out right, I really don't wanna repeat tha-

(??? has left)

Padlock: Oh okay, FINE. LEAVE.

Sock Hater

???: Hello, are y-

SOCK HATER: No.

Toy Blocks

???: I take it you're Toy Blocks?

TOY BLOCKS: Thaats meee

???: mmh. Would you like to talk with us for a minute?

TOY BLOCKS: Oh, I'd love to. I've been waiting for Challenge 2 to end and I'm already bored! Haha, ha..

???: What made you decide to join Padlock's heist crew?

(upon the mentioning of the leader's name, Toy Block's grin faulters)

TOY BLOCKS: ..At first I just followed one of my kinda-friends, Sock Hater, onto this team. We don't really know each other that well, but you know, enough to talk about our interests together.

TOY BLOCKS: He mentions to me, see, a team, all about heisting! That's so interesting, you know? Not only a team, but a team with a theme! ...But I have a bit of history with Padlock.

TOY BLOCKS: He ruined the very things I loved!

(Toy Blocks avoids eye contact, grinning a bit more)

TOY BLOCKS: But in a way, that rivalry I have with him sealed my choice.

???: Ah, I think I understand. You want a bit of challenge in your Wiki Camp 2 experience?

TOY BLOCKS: I suppose you could call it something like that. I've been kind of secluded from most other contestants, so it's nice to feel things about people, I guess.

???: How do you feel about your other teammates?

TOY BLOCKS: I'm not really sure how to feel yet. Jurta's nice to me at least, and What freaks me out a little. But those are all kind of surface level, I've yet to create a strong bond, really. Hope that changes..

???: You say What scares you? Why is that?

TOY BLOCKS: I guess it's a mixture of fear and admiration. On one hand, it's -- so cool! Have you seen its guitar?

TOY BLOCKS: But on the other hand, there's this air of something wrong when I'm near it.

TOY BLOCKS: Like something's amiss

TOY BLOCKS: ..Sends a shiver down my nonexistent vertebrae! Haha..

???: Ah, I see.

???: Well, I should be going. Thank you for your time.

TOY BLOCKS: Hey, always available!

(??? leaves the scene)

Jurta

???: Hey, you're Jurta, right?

JURTA: Yeah.

???: Mind answering a few questions for me? Just for a few minutes.

JURTA: Sure. I'm not really doing anything right now so I have time.

???: Alright. So, why did you decide to join The Ultimate Heist Crew?

JURTA: Well, to be honest, I'm not really bothered with what team I join, so I choosed to joined this team when I had the chance. So far, I've had an alright time here!

???: I see. How do you feel about the whole "heist" theme?

JURTA: I don't mind it, actually. In fact, I find it to be really interesting. Makes me think what my team has planned, really.

???: Even when it's connected to crime?

JURTA: That's what I should've suspected to begin with. Honestly, I'm not sure if I'll get involved in any crimes, but I don't know. Not really the type of person to let my teammates down, you know?

???: Alright, and speaking of, how do you feel about your teammates?

JURTA: I think they're pretty alright, actually! Toy Blocks is really friendly to everyone and Rotob is quite interesting in my opinion. Honestly, I'm just a cat among a bunch of objects, haha.

???: What makes you say that about Rotob?

JURTA: Well... Rotob just goes, really fast, you know? It seems to really enjoy doing that, and I guess I like watching it do its thing. I don't know, it just makes me feel... intrigued in a way.

???: Alright. Well, that's all I have to ask from you. Thanks for talking with me.

JURTA: Hey, no problem.

(??? leaves)

Mangrove

???: Hello. You must be Mangrove?

MANGROVE: Indeed.

???: I see. Would you mind answering a few questions?

(Mangrove looks off to the side.)

MANGROVE: I'm sort of occupied, but I've got time for a couple.

???: Alright. What made you join The Ultimate Heist Crew?

MANGROVE: The promise and allure of riches, of course! My own skills could be the edge my team needs to successfully pull off a grand heist.

???: Is that why you're growing out your vines?

MANGROVE: Why, yes! To put it eloquently, ropes are prime tools for thievery!

MANGROVE: At least, from what I've seen in movies... How often is it necessary to lower someone down into a vault, really?

???: So, you're in on committing crimes?

MANGROVE: Well... it doesn't matter if we don't get caught, right? Even if we do, I'm sure we have the charisma to find our way out of it.

???: Hm. And any thoughts about the other competitors on your team?

MANGROVE: I'm glad Toy Blocks and Sketchy made it onto here. They were my prime picks for wooden alliance members!

MANGROVE: And What has some excellent taste in music, if I do say so myself.

MANGROVE: Overall, we have a whole repertoire of abilities to work with. Challenges'll be a breeze!

???: Thank you for your time. Any closing remarks?

(Mangrove looks back at their journal.)

MANGROVE: I would, but as I mentioned, I'm a bit busy. Catch you later.

Rotob

[IMAGE UNAVAILABLE]

???: You’re uh
 “Rotob”?

ROTOB: uhh
 yea.

???: Ah, good! Would you mind answering a few short questions for me?

ROTOB: uhm uhhh yea yea um uea yea

???: What’s with the stutter?

ROTOB: 
l
l. Processing



.

Processing
.

(There’s an almost 30 second pause.)

ROTOB: i like to run
 fast

???: Huh? Why’s that.

ROTOB: it keeps me from
 overheating


(By the end of that last remark, Rotob had skittered away.)

Sketchy

???: You're Sketchy, right?

(Sketchy nods in agreement.)

???: Would you mind us asking you a few questions?

(Sketchy gives a thumbs-up.)

???: Great. For starters, why did you join this team?

Sketchy:

???: I see. Were you aware that this team actually committed crimes?

(Sketchy appears to be shocked for a moment, and then proceeds to answer the question.)

Sketchy:

???: Interesting... By any chance, do you know who this "Editor" mentioned on your page is?

Sketchy:

(Following this, ??? felt a strange feeling of disapproval beyond the fourth wall of the room the interview was taking place in. ??? would later describe this feeling as "someone silently going "Aw come on!"")

???: That will be all, thank you.

(Sketchy nods in agreement and proceeds to go back to what they were doing before. ??? nervously exits the room, going on to say that they "don't get paid enough for this.")

What

???: Sorry to bother you, are you What?

WHAT: yo mama

???: Excuse me?

WHAT: your big fanny granny

???: Well, I hardly think that's-

WHAT: your slap-happy grandpappy

(this went on for several minutes.)

???: Anyway, what made you decide to join Padlock's heist crew?

WHAT: well yknow im strumming my guitar looking for teams

WHAT: shifting ever so slightly from left to right as i slide across the campgrounds

WHAT: and some guy wants to make a team based solely around illegal activity

WHAT: so i thought why tf not? im joining i could show them my expertise

WHAT: after i showed them my wicked kickflip they accepted me as a trusted teammate

???: Would you... Care to elaborate?

WHAT: hell no

WHAT: whatre you a cop

???: Ah... Fair.

???: How do you feel about your teammates?

WHAT: buncha cool dudes

WHAT: we got the main captain broski padlock and my partner in not war-crime

WHAT: some blocks

WHAT: (i stole one and she hasnt noticed)

WHAT: and some liquidated bacon yum

???: Certainly descriptions if I've ever heard them. I'm off to interview some of the others, thanks for your time!

WHAT: cya too

WHAT: remember to vote me in the winners bracket

???: I... Have no idea what that is.

WHAT: friggin tourneykids

Multiball

The Big Cheese

???: Greetings! Are you..

(??? squints at their notes, re-reading it a few times.)

???: ..."The Big Cheese"?

TBC: it's pronounced "THE BIG CHEESE"! common mistake.

???: Is that not what I said?

TBC: you have to say it in caps!

???: ...Well, ..THE BIG CHEESE, do you mind answering a few questions?

(TBC rocks around his tower of books, appearing to deeply ponder the question.)

TBC: mmm.. sure thing buddy!

???: Alright. So, what made you join The Heist Crew?

TBC: the ULTIMATE heist crew!

???: Right.

TBC: well my good man im glad you asked! i just thought this team was missing someone such as myself.

TBC: i could bring a little oomph to the team, if you know what i mean.

???: I don't.

TBC: plus any good heist needs a little guy to get through the small spaces.

???: I suppose that's true.

???: So, acknowledging your stature, why the name "THE BIG CHEESE"?

TBC: don't mistake me for someone in denial!

TBC: when you're my size, you need to make an impact! a big name gets the job done with minimal effort

???: You give me a headache.

TBC: it comes and goes.

???: How do you feel about your teammates?

TBC: frankly i dont have a grasp on them yet! i have been observing though. come back to me!

???: Do you have any closing words?

TBC: remember to like and subscribe. and turn on the notification bell so you never miss a video :)

Go Sign

???: Aha, there you are! You must be Go Sign.

GO SIGN: Suuure am.

???: Is everything alright? You seem a bit


GO SIGN: Why yes. You’ll have to forgive my cranky countenance, it’s not usual. I’ve just been in a bit of a sour mood today.

???: Why’s that?

GO SIGN: It happened during breakfast. I’d just poured the last bowl of my favorite cereal. I was all ready to chow down, when I knocked it over with my elbow. Got the last of the cereal—and milk—all over the floor.

???: I’m very sorry to hear about that, are you holding up okay?.

GO SIGN: Nothing to worry over, I’m certain this interview will get my mind off things.

???: That’s a good way to look at it.

GO SIGN: Like I always say, gotta keep a positive attitude and an open mind!

???: Ha, wonderful! In that case, let’s get right into the first question.

GO SIGN: Let’s!

???: What exactly prompted you to join The Ultimate Heist Crew?

GO SIGN: Oh you know, a few reasons. I originally joined because of an insatiable desire for power, but I ended up pleasantly surprised when I met this lovely bunch of friendly faces!

???: Ah, your teammates. How do you feel about them?

GO SIGN: I feel a sense of belonging here, y’know? Traffic Regulator is a fellow traffic sign, and Padlock has the same eye thing I do, for instance. Almost feels like destiny, like this is the team I was meant to be on.

???: Destiny, huh? So that’s why you joined?

GO SIGN: That and a hunger for power, yes. Oh! And I thought the crew’d be able to make good use of my talents too.

???: Talents? What kind?

GO SIGN: Well, for one, I’m a darn great joke teller!

???: Are you now?

GO SIGN: Yup! I’ll tell ya one of my favorites right now


???: I’d love to hear it, but we’re on a tight schedule, so you’ll have to save it for the end.

GO SIGN: Aw shucks!

???: Do you have any other special abilities or talents?

GO SIGN: Not that I’m aware of. Just a positive attitude and a good ol’ sense of humor.

???: I see. Onto the next question, are you aware of what your team does?

GO SIGN: Whatever do you mean?

???: The heists. Stealing things.

GO SIGN: Ohhh, that! I was off-put at first, but it’s like I say, keep a positive attitude and an open mind!

???: I don’t think this is a very appropriate place to apply that.

GO SIGN: Nonsense! I won’t knock it ‘til I’ve tried it. I might even be good at it and want to become a full-time robber.

???: Well, that’s not what I-

GO SIGN: But I digress, what’s the next question?

???: Ah, ahem. Well, That was all I had for today. Hmm, what was the joke you started telling earlier?

GO SIGN: Oh yes! Well, let me remember
hoo! Haha, So, there’s this frog, right? Hehe. He walks into- HA! ‘Scuse me. Walks into the bank and- HAHAHOOHAHEHEHAaaoohh, you’ll have to forgive me. It’s a real knee-slapper. So he
HEHEHA!!!

(as Go Sign’s laughter transforms his now neutral expression into a dopey grin, the interviewer spontaneously bolts off in Go Sign’s direction, continuing to run out onto the horizon)

GO SIGN: Heehee—oh
Guess they weren’t kidding about being on a tight schedule.




GO SIGN: I suppose then I’ll have to ask me the rest of the questions myself!




GO SIGN: That was another joke. I came up with that one on the spot.




GO SIGN: Hahaha, I sure do crack myself up sometimes!

Traffic Regulator

???: Hello, I take it you're Traffic Regulator?

TRAFFIC REGULATOR: Probably!

???: What prompted you to join The Ultimate Heist Crew?

TRAFFIC REGULATOR: Well, I haven't been entirely sure about the theming, but I knew if I didn't join a team I'd probably be eliminated.

TRAFFIC REGULATOR: I just kinda followed Sock Hater and Toy Blocks. I'm a little familiar with them and it will probably be easier if my team has someone I know.

???: Why are you unsure of your team's theming?

TRAFFIC REGULATOR: A heist crew theme does seem a little fun, but I'm not entirely on board with actually committing crimes.

TRAFFIC REGULATOR: Padlock seems a little too enthusiastic about the theme for me, and I'm not even sure why. What would we even steal? Wiki Articles?

???: Why is your head on fire?

TRAFFIC REGULATOR: I just needed a haircut.

(??? looks visibly disturbed.)

???: Do you... grow.. hair??

TRAFFIC REGULATOR: Okay, I don't really have hair. I actually don't remember why I'm on fire at all, but part of me felt obligated to give at least some sort of coherent explanation.

TRAFFIC REGULATOR: I'm not sure where I was going with that.

???: I see...

(??? runs away)

Sock Hater (Attempt #2)

???: I'm glad you finally decided to be interviewed by us, Sock Hater.

SOCK HATER: You're not the usual interviewer guy. Who ARE YOU?

???: That's not of your concern. I am the one asking questions.

SOCK HATER: I'M just CURIOUS. sheesh.

???: So, why did you decide to join your team?

SOCK HATER: Well, I assumed the other teams that were forming wouldn't appreciate my...attitude. When I found out there was an entire team focused on being RUDE and COOL, I thought "NOW THAT'S THE TEAM FOR ME!!!"

???: So, you're aware of your reputation?

SOCK HATER: What?

SOCK HATER: ...Oh, I see. I know that people think I'm a jerk. I don't really care anymore. Every time I did try to care, it never worked out.

???: ...

???: Would you care to elaborate?

SOCK HATER: No.

SOCK HATER: ...But I don't ...TRY to be a jerk.

???: What's your thoughts on the other team members?

SOCK HATER: It seems like they yell at me for everything I do.

SOCK HATER: "OH, SOCK HATER! DON'T RIP UP JURTA'S STOCKINGS" (how was I supposed to know they were stockings???)

SOCK HATER: "SOCK HATER, DON'T BRING US INTO DEBT!!!"

SOCK HATER: "SOCK HATER, WHY DID YOU DELETE MY PART IN EDIT WAR???"

SOCK HATER: "AHHH, SOCK HATER, YOU BROUGHT A DINOSAUR INTO OUR WORLD AND IT'S EATING THE BIG CHEESE!!!"

SOCK HATER: I guess even my team doesn't understand me.

SOCK HATER: ...but they haven't kicked me out yet, so....

SOCK HATER: ...

SOCK HATER: I don't know if you do this, but ...can you not show this to my other teammates?

???: Don't worry, we don't.

SOCK HATER: That's a relief.

SOCK HATER: ...Now can I ask why YOU'RE interviewing me?

???: No.

Non-Contestants

For interviews of the Ultimate Heist Crew's non-contestant members, see their pages.

A list of records that have been published by the team. The naming convention is generally YYYY-MMN, with "YYYY" being the year, "MM" being the month number, and "N" being the unique letter identifier.

Records may be used to document team activities or any observances of others, and may also be used to document camp-related events or any opinions on other topics.

Due to reasons unknown, records from July - October 2023 have not been archived digitally. This may have been because of the hog attack knocking our data center offline for that time period. Woospies!

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Sock Hater: BIRDO NO YOU'RE GONNA BREAK THE BECHDEL TEST FUCK

i am mma baby, BITCH! -MMA Baby (talk) 21:40, 7 November 2023 (UTC)