The Wizard Lizard
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| The Wizard Lizard | |
|---|---|
| You can't see her yet. She'll get here soon, she missed her bus because she overslept. | |
| Full name | The Wizard Lizard |
| Nicknames | Wizard Lizard |
| Pronouns | she/her |
| First appearance | Sometime! |
| Latest appearance | Somewhere! |
| Portrayed by | Someone! |
The Wizard Lizard is not a lizard, but she is a wizard. She is actually a sock puppet that looks like a lizard, kind of.
She is not very good at her job (being a wizard), and she is aware of this. So she is going to go on a quest to increase her magical power, find her true self, and pay her rent. Mostly the last thing, but the first two would be cool too.
Will you help her?
Trivia
- The Wizard Lizard does not have any bones. Her arms are made out of pipe cleaners and she has someone's big hand instead of legs. You can never see the whole person, just the arm. Spooky...
- Her last girlfriend left her because she was between jobs again and got really sad and stopped cleaning the house and got really into Cookie Clicker. It wasn't entirely unjustified, but her ex could have been more understanding. She doesn't really want to talk about it, so please don't ask.
- She does birthdays, weddings, funerals, block parties, office parties, house parties, bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, graduations, whatever. Affordable rates 7 days a week. Please hire her. Please