The best damn hot chocolate recipe ever concieved

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DISCLAIMER: This recipe is sooooooo damn delicious, most of this page had to be [REDACTED] for the Wiki Campers' safety. Only Hottwick Marsholomew Chocolateson and a couple others in his circle truly know the quantities, the ingredients, and the proper steps in preparing this absolute awesomeness. Even with these in mind, PROCEED WITH MODERATE CAUTION.

Ahh yes, hot chocolate. The ultimate classic that warms up the joy of everyone in your extended family on the holidays with that warm, smooth, creamy and decadently chocolate mouth feel. This recipe is a culmination of perhaps around three hours of blood, sweat, tears, and possibly █████ that is both a love letter to the entire hot chocolate scene, and whatever kind of digestive system you have.

  • Preparation time: ██ minutes
  • Cooking time: ███ minutes
  • Servings: █ per ██████████

Ingredients

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  • █ tbsp of ██████ powder
  • A glug of █████ powder
  • A █████ of ███████████
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Miscellaneous ingredients

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Directions

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  7. Now comes the fun part! ██████████ your ███████ ██████ ███████████████████ ██████████.
  8. █████████ the █████████████████. Do this part very carefully to ████ ███████████ ██████████ ████████.
  9. Finally, pour in your hard day's work onto your drinking vessel of choice. Your beverage will end up having a nice and thick mouth-smacking texture.
  10. Daj boże!