Traffic light
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The traffic light is often regarded as one of the worst inventions in recent times. Before the traffic light, you could go as fast as you want, and nobody could stop you. You were da king of da fuckin' road. They took this from you.
Anatomy
Traffic lights are red on top, yellow in the middle, and green on bottom. This order must be consistent universally so as to accommodate the color blind. This is reversed in Tipperary Hill, Syracuse, New York.