Uno

One afternoon, in a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 lobby, history would be made...

1: you guys wanna play uno real quick, and i can record it, and make that my upload tonight?

2: I don't have Uno, so go fuck off.

1: everyone has uno, dipshit, it came free with your fucking xbox

2: I didn't get it, I have the oldest xbox, known to man.

1: no you don't i bought mine on day one, you fucking idiot

2: Well, mine didn't have it!

1: YOU HAVE UNOOOOO YOU FUCKING DICK

2: I don't have it you fucking-

1: YOU HAVE UNOOOOOO!!

2: [Light chuckling.] I don't fucking have Uno, motherfucker!

1: GO TO UNO ON THE ARCADE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE, [unintelligible] MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S A FUCKING CARD GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT

2: I don't have two, I don't have three, I don't have fucking four, seven, eight, nine, ten, or eleven-

1: YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO, IT'S FREE

2: -or fucking Uno! I don't have Uno!

1: IT'S FREE, [unintelligible] FUCK!

[A short bit later.]

3: Is this going on YouTube?