Wiki Talk: Bill ✕ Socrates

Ah, my good friend Bill. I see you have brought a page with you today. What purpose does it serve?

Greetings, Socrates. This is a List of minor seals, a marvel of page crafting. It harbors immense knowledge that can revolutionize seal education.

Interesting.

Imagine a world where every type of seal is documented, with a picture to help with identification.

Does this include the damn seal you often refer to?

No no no, this is a blessing, you just need to remember that. A blessing.

Audience laughs

Fascinating. But I sense a darkness over this compendium. Dear Bill, as you know, I am a proponent of gathering knowledge-

Uh huh.

-But tell me, is there a possibility where the pursuit of listing every possible seal reaches a point where the knowledge itself becomes worthless? Will this list not rob these seals of the individuality that defined them in the first place?

Audience claps

Yeah well you're stupid.

Nuh uh!

Uh huh!

Caw!

Hey Socrates check it, there's this app, I can put your face in and it makes it look like you're singing Scatman's World haha.

Doesn't sound like me, does it?

Yeah but it looks like you. You're doing karaoke I guess.

Yeah but who sings like that. Like I'm facing forward even as I move my head. Moving my head too much, it's overcompensating.

It's not that deep it's just funnyy.

You're like the tech guy right? This is what entertains you?

Alright dude fuck you. Whatever man.