Wish list

This is a list of wishes. If a was was made it is allowed on this list.

• More wishes [VETOED: disallowed by the wishing rules]
• A ham sandwich [GRANTED: reasonable request]
• More fishes [IGNORED: sorry, I just couldn't hear you]
• To have a lucid dream [IGNORED: wisher was asleep and couldn't be heard]
• The ability to wish for more wishes [VETOED: dude.]
• [IGNORED: can't read images]
• A million dollars [MODIFIED: that's too much, have $1 instead]
• More dishes [GRANTED: who am I to deny people more responsibilities]
• A rabbit in a hat with a bat [VETOED: This is three wishes.]
• pizza [MODIFIED: Pizza — for consistency with the others]
• more pizza [VETOED: asking for too much]
• Almighty disembodied being. Give me the power to destroy all object shows forever. alternatively if this wish is not feasible you could wire me 17 dollars to my debit card [MODIFIED: death and destruction are too far, I can give you $17 instead. enjoy the hot chocolate]
• even more pizza [NUMBER BLOCKED]
• Make lithium mining a mandatory job [IGNORED: meh. I don't feel like it]
• Make The Moon crash into New York City
• Make lithium mining an optional job [BORING: already the case]

Wishing rules

These are the rules which must be followed. Failing to abide by the wishing rules may result in a wishing veto, which goes on your permanent record.

1. One wish at a time
2. No wishing for more wishes
   1. No wishing for something that indirectly grants you more wishes
   2. No wishing for less wishes, other than the implicit one lost when casting any wish
3. No wishing to kill, injure, maim, gore, inflict sickness or disease, disable, or otherwise harm a person or most animals
4. No wishing to alter fundamental laws of nature
   1. Momentary lapses in the laws of nature may be permitted
5. No wishing to win a competition, contest, or challenge
6. No wishing for forever Christmases
7. No loopholes
8. No breaking the rules