Sir Topham Hatt is the controller of the wiki's trains. He scolds them on a daily basis, but loves them just them just the same. He is a pig.

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Sir Topham Hatt
I control the wiki. With that being said, you are all causing confusion and delay. Get back to work.
CHUBSWORLD_
not really
Sir Topham Hatt
Chubster... >:(
Statler
A top hat is the only thing that can save you!
Statler and Waldorf
Oh ho ho ho!
Sir Topham Hatt
Statler and Waldorf! Quit that drama now! I don't want to hear any of your heckling in my station. If this continues, I will ban you from riding my trains.