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Not to be confused with That silly Daniel.

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WANT TO LEAVE THE UNDERWORLD? GO AWAY! GO AWAAY! WANT TO GO AWAY? LEAVE THE UNDERWORLD!

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THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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WARNING: THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can destroy. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited. For more information, visit ████████████████████████████████████████████

Note: Starting at $39.9999999999999999999999999999999999989 USD/mo. Price may vary based on region.

(They've stacked on top of each other! (said offscreen because there are no lip-flaps))

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yrmoo

An awful sight to be sure.

Trifling little creatures!

CLICK THIS KEY!!! DO IT!

Free us!

DID YOU MISS IT? THE KEY! SAVE ME! HELP ME!

This whole business started with my father sealing the entrance between the two worlds.

And now, my brother is trying to break that spell and turn everything into nerpaville.

This is my family matter too.

Quite frankly, at first, I didn't care that much.

But because of you, I know what's important now.

I know what I need to do.

I need to go straight to the source of where these crazy seals are coming from!

This party's getting crazy, let's rock!

hiii i juzt found this cute seal emoji lol

its kinda ugly though hahaha

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The nerpa (Pusa siberica), or Baikal seal, is a yucky pinniped found only in Lake Baikal. It is the only purely freshwater species of seal in the world (other freshwater seal 3-9u()UEG)I909KGI()($)(##)-FOEAPkopkgjsopjpgpojqt9uqw9gei 9- i9--0t3t 0-3t00130513-0g-slo- eo0-($_Y(_))_EGkis ksopgpdjgpajpjawptatjoawtjapo sp japoj tewpg poepg wjhp epojue pouwu opwukpwoukp5pu 343ew11111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Funny games

pls defeat it... [[

Crazy seal
Species	Pest
Hobbies	Pestilence

THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]

oh.. hi... my end draws near.

Squid games

We the Squid Games Cacti three‼️ Offer riddles to spare thee‼️

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Oh stop there, dweeb!

Oh stop there, dweeb!

Oh stop there, dweeb!

Oh stop there, dweeb!

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RIP QUEEN ELIZABETH II 1962-2022 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

Uncanny warning! "Yikes, that was uncanny!" - Mr. Incredible This page has been deemed uncanny. Proceed with caution.

Prince Phillip

April / 21 / 1962 - September / 8 / 2022  :(

The Queen. was

THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!

waaah..

This is so sads...

Satus: Feeling blue.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I dont want my mom to get old

Boo hoo!

Trivia

• Humans are born with a set amount of tear fluid that does not regrow. Weep wisely!

Nerpa Twitter @EvilNerpa

THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 6, 2006 

Sir Baikalsson XIV Twitter @OrpaThyme

Replying to @NoopaOnTheBeat

THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 6, 2006 

Where am I? Help me! —Sir Frederick Baikalsson XXIV

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This user longs for the total seal extinction.

Help me!

Save us!!

Waa!!!

Let's See Each Other in Combat

Noob Hitting The Dab

laladoga! lalala

maxwells review of this page: "hmm, it seems to make my computer slow down and the fans start running cause it gets over heated. even typing this is difficult because its already slowing down! that crazy seal!! i hope it gets defeated!" -maxwell, 2022

THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This seal will stay in this dimension!

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THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to be confused with Browser, Super Bowser, or Boswer.

“	Fuck you! Fucking dick!	”
	— Bowser

Please Don't Beat Me To Death 🥹

This is Bowser.

I'm sure fans can tell that This is Bowser.

He's pointing

Luigi, look! It's from Bowser.

Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!

Goplu's Inferno (Canto III)

Not to be confused with Goplu's food bowl.

“Through me the way is to the city dolent;
Through me the way is to eternal dole;
Through me the way among the nerpies lost.

Justice incited my sublime Creator;
Created me divine Omnerpatence,
The highest Wiki and the primal Red Link.

Before me there were no created Articles,
Only eterne, and I eternal last.
All hope abandon, ye who enter in!”

These words of a sombre webpage I beheld
Written upon the challenge of a Wiki Camp 2;
Whence I: “Erm...in English, please!”

And oomf to me, as one experienced:
“Here all sus needs must be left behind,
All here face impending the time in which there will be seals no more.

We to the place have come, where I have told thee
Thou shalt behold the nerpas dolorous
Who have foregone, or, perhaps, never held the good of intellect.”

And after he had laid his hand on mine
With joyful mien, whence I was comforted,
He led me in among the secret things.

There sighs, complaints, and lincolns loud
Resounded through the air without a star,
Whence I, at the beginning, wept thereat.

Languages diverse, horrible dialects,
Accents of angegpiIOYIU U0WU U09)*& ()#*%()%iw_)aoKSVGPSOMGPSKEOP[lg[pl[gpsl[olj eto-0eu-ae wyqw,
ehklnaGHOahih yj4u0924uy09jkPOJSIJGu)WY*(U)U#)13u0u4111111111----_r0a0-aa0-aik epopoeqj ypj

And I, who had my head with horror bound,
Said: ”Master, what is this which now I hear?
What songs be these, which seem by pain so terrible?”

And he to me: ”Those be our team jingles,
You mad guy—we've five of them,
Each a testament of phocine vice.

Commingled are they with that caitiff choir
Of ucky Seals and ucky Competitors,
Faithful not to the skies, but to self.

The heavens expelled them, not to be less fair;
Nor them the elimination line receives,
For glory none the damned would have from them.”

And I: “O friend, what so grievous is
To these, that maketh them lament so sore?”
He answered: ” I will tell thee very briefly.

These have no longer any hope of escape;
And this cursed life of theirs is so debased,
They envious are of every other fate.

No fame of them the world permits to be;
Misericord and Justice both disdain them.
Let us not speak of them, but look, and pass.”

And I, who looked again, beheld a banner,
Which, whirling round, ran on so rapidly,
That of all pause it seemed to me indignant;

And after it there came so long a train
Of people, that I ne’er would have believed
That ever unfortunate happenings so many had undone.

When some among them I had recognised.
I looked, and I beheld the shade of him
Who made through cowardice the great refusal.

Forthwith I comprehended, and was certain,
That this the sect was of the caitiff women
Hateful to the stars and to his enemies.

These miscreants, who never were really with us,
Were Okinesque, and were stung exceedingly
By Aguberries and by Okinberries that were there.

These did their faces irrigate with sweat,
Which, with their tears commingled, at their feet
By the disgusting seals gathered up.

And when to gazing farther I betook me.
Shapes I saw on The Toy Where You Put The Shape In The Corresponding Hole;
Whence said I: ”Master, now vouchsafe to me,

That I may know what these are, and what law
In the hole puts them so correspondingly,
As I discern athwart the dusky light.”

And oomf to me: “These shapes shall all be known
To thee, as soon as we our footsteps stay
Upon the dismal shore of Florida.”

Then with mine eyes ashamed and downward cast,
Fearing my words might irksome be to him,
From speech refrained I till we reached the river.

And lo! towards us coming in a boat
An old laes, hoary with the hair of eld, Crying:
“Woe unto you, ye souls depraved

Hope nevermore to look upon the heavens;
I come to lead you to the other shore,
To the eternal shades in heat and frost.

And thou, that yonder standest, living soul,
Withdraw thee from these seals, who are in another realm."
But when he saw that I did not withdraw,

He said: ”By other ways, by other ports
Thou to the shore shalt come, not here, for, passage;
A lighter vessel needs must carry thee.”

And unto him the Guide: ”Vex thee not, Mike;
It is so willed there where is power to do
That which is willed; and farther question not.”

There at were quieted the fleecy cheeks
Of him the ferryman of the livid fen,
Who round about his eyes had wheels of flame.

But all those souls who weary were and clothed
Their colour changed and gnashed their teeth together,
As soon as they had heard those cruel words.

The stars they blasphemed and their progenitors,
The pinniped race, the place, the time, the seed
Of their engendering and of their birth!

Thereafter all together they drew back,
Bitterly weeping, to the accursed shore,
Which waiteth every man who fears not God.

Mike the demon, with the eyes of glede,
Beckoning to them, collects them all together,
Beats with his oar whoever lags behind.

As in the autumn-time the leaves fall off,
First one and then another, till the branch
Unto the earth surrenders all its spoils;

In similar wise the evil seed of John
Throw themselves from that margin one by one,
At signals, as a bird unto its lure.

So they depart across the dusky wave,
And ere upon the other side they land,
Again on this side a new troop assembles.

“My son,” the courteous Master said to me,
“All those who perish in the wrath of the big man
Here meet together out of every land;

And ready are they to pass o’er the river,
Because celestial Justice spurs them on,
So that their fear is turned into desire.

This way there never passes a good soul;
And hence if Mike doth complain of thee
Well mayst thou know now what his speech imports.”

This being finished, all the dusk champaign
Trembled so violently, that of that terror
The recollection bathes me still with sweat.

The land of tears gave forth a blast of wind,
And fulminated a vermilion light,
‘Which overmastered in me every sense,

And as a man whom sleep hath seized I fell.

via

• If those Crazy seals were a light greenish blue it'd be a Crazy teal
• If those Crazy seals were edible it'd be a Crazy meal
• If those Crazy seals were existent it'd be a Crazy real
  • If those Crazy seals were a movie or perhaps a fishing rod it'd be a Crazy reel
• If those Crazy seals were round it'd be a Crazy spheal or perhaps a Crazy wheel
• If those Crazy seals were therapeutic it'd be a Crazy heal
  • If those Crazy seals were Achilles' weak spot or perhaps an evil wrestler it'd be a Crazy heel
• If those Crazy seals were a banana it'd be a Wacky peel
• If those Crazy seals were the underside of a ship hull it'd be a Crazy keel
• If those Crazy seals were a first-placing team for Challenge 2 it'd be a Crazy steal
  • If those Crazy seals were touchable it'd be a Crazy feel or perhaps a Crazy corporeal
• THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • THIS SEAL WILL BE SENT TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See also

• The time with no seals

  

• The End
• Dang seal
• Quaint seal

Not to be confused with Weed or Token:Fire Flower.

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Adios!