Barney Calhoun
He is a hottie from Half-Life. His wives are Callieloveshlvrai and Gordon Freeman. What more could you want to know about him?
Barney Calhoun | |
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 My wife. | |
| Born | November 19, 1998 |
| Occupation | Beer Dept Resolver |
| Years active | 1998—2007 |
| Employer | Black Mesa |
| Spouses | |
| “ | Now... about that beer I owed ya! | ” | |
| — Barney Calhoun | |||