Beer
Beer is the ultimate food. Combining the sweet fullness of solid food, the delicious ease of liquid food, the bubbly fun of gaseous food, and the mysterious enterprise of chewy food, beer has it all. The only downside to beer is its high caloric value, which may cause an issue in some diets.
Beer is created by harvesting and fermenting the fruits of a Beer plant from anywhere between 1 week to however long Challenge 6 took to judge. Root Beer is, as its namesake implies, created by fermenting the roots of the plant, which are naturally high in sugar alcohols.
Variants
Beer, being so robust, has evolved into many different formes.
- Wine is Girl beer.
- Tequila is beer in a cute house.
- Liquor is beer hardened by life.
- Vodka is beer in camouflage, similar to the beloved cuttlefish.
- Cider is cute, approachable beer.
- Ale is beer from the old times, often used in magic.
- Mead is its evil variant.
- Kombucha is beer in its most aggressive form, but only when provoked.
- Sake is beer that tends to attach its roots to stones.