Damn hot chocolate recipe

DISCLAIMER: This recipe is sooooooo DAMNED, most of this page had to be [REDACTED] for the Wiki Campers' safety. Only DAMN Hottwick Marsholomew Chocolateson and a couple others in his circle truly know the quantities, the ingredients, and the proper steps in preparing this absolute scariness. Even with these in mind, PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION(side effects: migraine, DAMN disease).

Ahh yes, Damn hot chocolate. The damn classic that warms up the hatred of everyone in your extended family on the holidays with that boiling, rough, painful and decadently damn chocolate mouth feel. This recipe is a culmination of perhaps around eternity hours of blood, blood, more blood, and possibly █████ that is both a hate letter to the entire hot chocolate scene, and whatever kind of digestive system you have.

• Preparation time: ██ minutes
• Cooking time: ███ minutes
• Servings: █ per ██████████

Ingredients

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• █ tbsp of ██████ powder
• A glug of █████ powder
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Miscellaneous ingredients

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Directions

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9. Finally, pour in your hard day's work onto your drinking vessel of choice. Your beverage will end up having a mean and ouchie mouth-hurting texture.
10. Cholernie!