Disappointment Island
Disappointment Island is a horrible place located within the Auckland Islands south of New Zealand. This depressing isle consists of only albatrosses, no fur seals, unlike Abraham Bristow hoped for.
Notable Events
In 1807, Abraham Bristow was searching for fur seals and, unfortunately, came across Disappointment Island. He didn't find any fur seals.
100 years later, in 1907, the boat Dundonald sank near Disappointment and, disappointingly, fourteen of the twenty-eight men died before rescue. Disappointment has not been charged for this and remains at large.
Reviews
"No fur seals? Seriously? I came all of the way to the edge of the fucking globe and there's no goddamn fur seals? This place is a disappointment." - Abraham Bristow, upon learning no fur seals were living on Disappointment Island.
"AAAAAARGH! THE SHIP IS SINKING!!! I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME TO A PLACE CALLED DISAPPOINTMENT ISLAND!!!" - Crew member of the Dundonald, upon sinking near Disappointment.