F8
APRIL 19, 2023
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
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| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| HA. IVE FUCKING CAUT YOU. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| What? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| HAHA! I KNO UR PLAYING DUMB TO COVER UP FOR YOUR MISTAKE!! |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| U ALWAYS R LIKE U R SOOOO GOOD AT GRAMMUR, AND SHIT, BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN OWN UP TO SPELLING A WORD WRONG. |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| ITZ "ABYZMALL." |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| WOWZ THE HIEST CREW PPL WILL GET A SLASH OUT OF ME DOING YOUR GRAMMER DOGSHIT FUR ONCE |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Please, *please* tell me you're joshing me. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Because it would be very funny, hilarious even, if you are. |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| UR DIVERSAION IS NOT WORKING. BTW |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| So you're not joking! |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Unless your entire Wiki presence is an elaborate joke that everyone other than me is in on, that is. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Interesting thought that at this point I hope is ture. |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| THATS STUPID |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| UR STUPID |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| STOP BEING STUPID |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Cute use of the English language, did your mom make it for you? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| MY MOM DIDNT MAKE ANYTHING |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| ESPEICALLY NOT A STUPID SPELLING MISTAKE!!! |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| [[Category:Lies]] |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| YOU SHOULD FIX IT BTW. ITZ EMBARRING |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Ugh, I really shouldn't be dealing with this right now. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Have you ever considered ASKING people before pulling them into group chats for silly stuff that only you care about? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| WHY IS THAT EVEN UR USERNAME ANYWAYS??? |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| What? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| WHY ARE YOU A MOM |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| U ARENT EVEN A MOM |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| As far as you know! |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| But I have a strict "No explaining anything" rule to modifiers like you. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| But if you'd like to read the page and inform *yourself*, I'd love it if you'd be my guest. |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| I READ THE RULES PAGE AND U R MAKING THAT UP |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Whatever |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| WHY DO U MAKE STUFF UP ALL THE TIME |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| LIKE SPELLING IT AYBSMAL |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| OR PARK RANGER BABIES |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Ok, I can *tolerate* you wasting my very important precious time. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| But this sort of slander is the reason I report your page everyday like clockwork. |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| WAT!!!!111!!!!11!1!!!!1!!!! |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| DAS IT. I KNO UR VBRAEKING ALL TH RULESZ!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!! |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| ILL REPIRT U AND BANB YOU AND YOU WILL DIE!!! |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| [1] |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| RAWWWGGGGG!!!1!11!! MY STUPID FUKING OCMPUTER |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| STUOPID STPID STPID SPIT DSPIET SDPIFWT SDPIT SDPTISDT PSIDRT SPIDFT SPIDY SPDIUT |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| huh |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| MYH CLAW S ARE SO COP,L AND SCARY THE CPIUYTER WAS JSUET SCARED BY MYM AWESOEMT COOL CLLAWAS |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Why don't these groupchats come with leave buttons? |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| If I was in charge I'd include at least 3. The more the merrier! |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| UR A BUTTTON |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| In this case I think less is more. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Point is, have you considered turning it off and back on again? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| YES STUPUID |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| THE COPIMUTER TURNS ITDELF OF AND ON WEHN IT WANTX I DNT COMNTROL IT |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Wow. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| I feel nice today, Teenage Trouble Claws. Let's fix up that Computer of yours! |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| WJAT |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| First, do you know what a "Wet Wipe" is? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| YEAG?? |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Do you have any wet wipes with you right now? That aren't full of snot or rotting in your trashcan? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| YEAGH???/????//??/ |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| HOW DA FUK ISX DIS RELVNINT |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Well I've always said the first step to a healthy computer is sanitation! |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| CNT I JUST USE MY TUNGUE |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| What? No! Ew! |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Have some basic respect for your computer! |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| And the people around you! I don't want to imagine seeing that! |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| UR JST JELPOUS OF MY SUPER COL CAT TONGUE |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Oh my The Divine Goddess can you please just wipe down your computer? |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Trying to get you to actually listen to good advice is like trying to sort a 64 bit floating point integer into an algorithm! |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| BLEUH I CN DDOO THAT THATJ EAYZY |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| sure thing buddy |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Ok, wet wipes or not (imagining that now. Look what you made me do. Heuuuuugghhh), we should probably figure out what the issue is. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| What keys are broken? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| QWERTYUIOP[]\asdfghjkl;' |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| zxcvbnm,./1234567890-=F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F9 F10 F11 F12 PrtScr Insert Delete PgUp PgDn Home End /*-++ |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| . |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| Ctrl Fn Wnd Alt Alt Ctrl |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| and mz arrow keyz are fucknng fine, thx |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Ok, first of all. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| World's least helpful diagnostic |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| fuck off |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Second, try your F8 key again? I think you missed it. |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| does that mean itz broken |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Oh fuck *off*. If this is the issue i have literally a MILLION better things to do |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Like what does the F8 key even do? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| im trying 2 search it ukp but my key iz broken so i cant :( |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| i am consistently at a loss for words at your technological literacy |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| thx |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| OKAY. Well, if there aren't any *significant* issues with the keyboard |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| I think we can return to actually finding out what's wrong with the computer |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| but i wanna fix my key |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| No, I genuinely don't think it's worth your time |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Did you ever actually use it |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| this keybaord was a used one when it was bough i think |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| so itz. never had a functional key |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| And there you go. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Now you know you have literally never been missing out on the oh-so-wonderful world of the *fucking F8 key* |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| I hope this has been an educational experience Can We Move On Please And Thank You |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| no |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| fuck you |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Ok im done going in circles |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| I'm leaving. |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| haha you said there waznzt a leve button how can you leave without a leve button |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Leaving the computer. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| After all, I *do* need to let Wiki Wiki on sometimes |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| whtz that |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| idk who are you :p |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| im teanage trouble clawz the awesome + cool hacker who are you |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| im wiki wiki! ^_^ |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| hiiiiiiiii |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| what do you know about |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| huh |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| scroll up stupid im not holding your hand |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| :/ |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| rude |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| (i have no hands :p) |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| u 2? well my clawz r cooler |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| idk what your on about buuuuuuuuuut this is about the f8 key right? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| yeag |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
want me to break mine too we can become #Twinsies!!!!
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| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| hahahahaaaa yesss this iz the right solution to every problem |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| i like you |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| against my preconcieved biases over things i know more than you about, i must say that you make me feel |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| elated |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| youre exciting |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| no u |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Relevant: Wikipedia:Humor on the internet |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| ok i broke my f8 key ^_^ |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| LIEZ HAX YOUR STILL USING IT |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| nuh uh |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| i just typed F and 8 |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| f8 |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| hahaha |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| f8f8f8f8f8f8f8f8f8f8 |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| f9f8f8f8f8f8f8f8f8f8f |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| i like to think it's "f8" i get to type here today! ;p |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| like fate |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| yes |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| oh my god |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| OH MY GOD OH MY GOD UGHHXHZHH |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| :? |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| IVE BEEN USING LOWRCAZE THE WHOLE TIME RAWRG |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| WHEN DID THIS HAPEN |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| ? |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| no u havent |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| MY FONT SHOWZ IT UPPERCASE |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| BUT ITZ DIFFERENT |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| oh |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| you thrill me |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Wait. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Oh god. |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| Did i forget to close the fucking tab? |
| WikiWikiMom082422 |
| I'm so sorry you had to see that. |
| XxWAFFLELOVERxX |
| HAHA STUPID |