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Oh well...
I guess I can try to share my own honest opinions on some of these guys in this mayhem. How about we start with my own teammates, shall we?

Everyone that is on Team 17

Strawberry

Not going to lie, you look a bit smaller than I thought when I first joined the team, Nevertheless, you are a funny little fella!

Hottwick Marsholomew Chocolateson

Oh, I can tell about lots of shenanigans we have been together since 1917. One notable moment is when I got to discover the best damn hot chocolate recipe ever concieved with my very own eyeholes. It truly was the sight to behold!

Heisenburgy

I will always have a soft spot for a mascot a team can call their own! It sure sucks for you to not be on the dodecahedron anymore. I know how it feels...

Big Boy

You know a good quality transport when you have one of the most graceful roars west of the Mississippi, choo choo!

McDonald's Sweet n' Sour Sauce

For all of my life, I have never tried this sauce before (I think...), but I am willing to give you a try!

Sunny

For being a really hot star in the sky, you seem really cool and down to earth. Do I sense a contradiction here?

Tahmahtoh

It surely is nice knowing that we have two round objects that give out positive vibes on the team!

SFD Jigsaw Piece

They seem chill enough. They probably know more things than I do!

Copper Pepper

The team coder!!! You are always helpful when it comes to insights in coding. I wish I can do you a favor in the future!

Gamer

Yeah I'm a gamer, I absolutely LOVE playing cards!

Miso

They bring in a certain kind of peace and warmth over here, I like their presence!

Pentagon

I may not know why, but your color scheme goes hard!

Plumbers Hero

Your mechanisms are truly a sight to behold here!

Everyone else that is not on Team 17

9150625

No matter how many times I have read your SCP article, I still, for the life of me do not get it!!! Is there something I am missing, perhaps?

Cake pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just saw that background on your page, and now I am reasonably threatened by your presence.

Dora

Darn it, I always end up confusing you with the other Mahjong Tile in this block!

Emoticon

Never will I have to say it once more, but you are pretty expressive! Here is what I believe could be a sign of our further diplomacy :D

Little Caesars Pizza

Oh brother, now THAT is a high-quality pizza. Look out, Papa John's!

Mahjong Tile

Inspirational, world changing, the next global leader...

Mark Genuine

Not going to lie, I kind of sympathize with Mr. Genuine here. The poor guy deserved everything we have given for him...

Padlock

The reason why I am real is that you believed in me enough to have a chit-chat. Nice talking with you, by the way!

Sock Hater

Get this. If you hate Sock so much, then what is keeping your foot warm inside your house in the winter? So many questions can be brought up from your entire existence alone!

The Wiki Machine

I am in full gratitude knowing that you have found something useful to take from mine. Also, the "hoodie" you were talking about is in fact, a cotton sweater.

Toy Blocks

Come on pal, Put yourself together! I believe in your ability to do it!

Everyone who is both not on Team 17, and are not even competing in this very camp at all

Michael Bloomberg

Oh, I always feel like these fellows are up to something. I do not know what those things even are but I am curious!

More will be added soon, but until then...