Football (Fake Challenge)

This is a FAKE mockup of a challenge page. Proceed knowing this!

Alright lads, welcome back. It's your one and only Manager here for today's challenge.

Board Decisions

You know what to do.

Agenda

There's plenty of agendae here.

Yes-or-no agendae [YN]

Should FIFA repent for their sins of greed? Yes or no?
Does Argentina deserve its third world championship? Yes or no?
Is it coming home? Yes or no?
Should Pearberry Island have a football team? Yes or no?
Was Saudi Arabia's upset over Argentina the greatest upset of the 2022 World Cup? Yes or no?

Numerical agendae [NU]

How many teams should the tournament have? 32, 48, or 64?

Free-response agendae [FR]

Who should host the 2034 World Cup?

Unclumped agendae [UC]

Is it football or soccer?
Who is the GOAT? Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo?

Pre-Challenge

It's pre-challenge time. Alright, here's what you gotta do. Note: This is a solo challenge.

Rules

Establish a new football club.
Choose a location and stadium (all IRL) to base your team in. To make the logistics easier, I'll have you choose a city in England, as it is the home of football.
Name the club.
- Be original.
  - "Manchester United" is taken.
  - "FC Barcelona" and "Barcelona SC" (the latter of which is in Guayaquil, Ecuador) are also taken.
  - Heck, even "Go Ahead Eagles" is taken.
- You can choose not to include the location if that's fine.
Add an emoji and slogan.
- "You'll Never Walk Alone" is actually open, as multiple clubs associate with the song, including, but not limited to: Liverpool, Celtic, and Borussia Dortmund.
Recruit 22 new players.
Design your home, away, and third kits.

Challenge

It's showtime! You'll all be placed in a tournament. You'll start out in groups. But if they all turn out to be unbalance, then don't worry: there'll be a two-legged playoff to determine the last few entries of the tournament.