Frogger
Frogger (stylized fRogger) is a fucking awesome game, widely known for being the first game developed exclusively for babies, idiots, and people who wear small hats.
History
The original Frogger arcade game has often been criticized for its stunning lack of accessibility towards people who wear large hats, due to the arcade machine being built dumbly a little bit but mostly the guy who would punch you in the head when you got too far in the game
Legacy
God I hate that frog. You know what that frog did to me back in '76? I was out at the pub, drinking a pair of double-A's, and that idiot walked up to me - told me about some sort of house. I wasn't listening - two AA's in, you can't hear a mulesworth of lard buckets hitting a guy, amirite - and hare you say, I threw 'm back a two-ton sack of bricks. Says he comes back fifteen years later, heatin' up bard rites - and don't you know it, that frog is gaming.