Harrison Ford

Not to be confused with Han Solo, the Star Wars character he plays.

The history of Harrison Ford is too gruesome to describe in these pages. Instead, we have supplied you with the means to do your own research. Viewer excretion is advised.

Harrison Ford Had To Be Rescued This Morning After Getting Stuck Inside The Gears Of Big Ben

Harrison Ford Had To Be Rescued After Being Compacted Into A Cube On A Factory Conveyor Belt

Harrison Ford Is In The Hospital After Kissing A Lady That Turned Out To Be A Stack Of Dynamite In A Dress

Harrison Ford Ate A Chili Pepper So Hot His Head Turned Into A Nuclear Explosion

Harrison Ford Went Skydiving And His Parachute Turned Out To Be An Anchor

Harrison Ford Got Chased By A Lovestruck Loch Ness Monster After Green Paint Spilled On Him

Harrison Ford Is Recovering After A Giant Pencil Erased His Face

Harrison Ford Got His Sleeve Caught In His Computer’s Floppy Disk Drive And Was Sucked Into Cyberspace