Head of Normal

Not to be confused with Head of Lettuce.

Hubert "Head Of Normal And Anything Else That Is Not A Vegetable" Cumbledumble
Candidate, Vice President of Earth, Celebrity, Eccentric Billionaire, Head Accountant for The Normal Camp 2
Created by	DATA EXPUNGED
Personal
Occupation	Bloombergia's Golden child
Alignment	Grey Party
Religion	Whatever's the most profitable at the moment
Contact	[DATA EXPUNGED]

Head of Normal (Grey Party) is a famous celebrity and the current Vice President of Earth. He was on the ballot for the primary election that started on September 14, 2023. He's also the Head Accountant for the NormalGood Division.

Biography

Hubert Cumbledumble was born on December 22, 1987, and was the youngest of forty three children to proclaimed business tycoon and 40th United States President Father Normal and far less proclaimed and insignificant Mary Cumbledumble. Despite him and his family living in a luxurious mansion within a high-class urban environment, his early childhood was relatively miserable, with him being mostly neglected by his absentee father, too busy with his business ventures, and incredibly busy mother, who was looking after his forty two other siblings. This, along with him often being ostracized and picked on by his school peers with them often throwing vegetables at him led to Hubert gaining an intense desire to please anyone and everyone, along with a deep seated hatred of vegetables. Persevering against all the hardship in his life, Hubert managed to graduated from Shadesborough Academy For Business and Acting and received a bachelors degree from Greyland University. Good for him! :-) After graduating university, Hubert set out to prove himself to his parents and the rest of the world.

In June of 2005, Hubert associated himself with the up and coming Grey Party. When asked about his political views, Hubert commented, "I don't really know yet, to be honest. Hey, whatever pays the bills, am I right or am I right?", as the crowd around him suddenly started chuckling from his snarky remark. This newfound appreciation suddenly sparked something in the otherwise originally timid upstart politician, as his self-confidence a̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶g̶o̶ skyrocketed, with him conspiring to use his newfound charisma to further his political career. His sudden rise in the popularity polls, as well as his brand deals and celebrity gigs that came with the popularity of a new politician caught the eye of the Grey Party leader Micheal Bloomberg, who gave him a sweet gig as the Vice President of the Grey Party.

On August 25, 2022, Micheal Bloomberg and the now Head of Normal announced their bids for United States presidency and Vice Presidency respectively, winning their respective bids effortlessly due to their extremely positive reputation and widespread support.

Career

Head of Normal is best known for his eccentricity and political admiration. He is known for his various reality shows dedicated to him and his exploits as a politician and accountant such as Hubert Accounts: Life as a Normal Camp 2 Employee and Head of Normal: World Domination he has also guest starred on various g̶o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶s̶p̶o̶n̶s̶o̶r̶e̶d̶ TV shows, such as COOL FIGHTING DUDES!!. Head of Normal, despite his egotisical attitude, still holds the public perception of him to heart, and despises whenever somebody talks about him negatively or calls into question all the reasons for his popularity. This may be due to the fact that Hubert hasn't had a friend in his life.

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