Hetgem

Before September 5th, 2022, Heterosexuality was only a myth.

Then, KNACK came out.

(HERE COMES THE MONEYYY) UH OHHH DID SOMEONE SAY "KNAAAACK"?

OHHHHHH BAM BABY IT'S KNACK BABY YEAHHHH AHH YEA YOU LIKE THAT KNACK DON'T YOU YA LITTLE BITCH YEAHHHHH YOU LIKE THAT SHIT. YEAH IT'S KNACK BABY IT'S KNACK-

Sadly, Knack would only go on to sell three copies because it was the worst game ever made.

And then, 4 months earlier, the manga series "You and I Are Polar Opposites" released. It has coined the term "Hetgem", for series containing heterosexual relationships that are actually awesome.

With the release of that manga series, people have gone on to accept Heterosexuality as "just as good as yuri and yaoi" but like only if its written well and like you know not miserable and stuff and the author doesn't hate women or anything. (so basically still pretty rare to come across a hetgem release.)

How to spot Hetgem

If you enjoy it
- ERRR! WRONG! You cannot "enjoy" things! Go back to your HOLE and stop liking ANYTHING
Watch Adventure Time
- Is that really hetgem tho because marceline and bubblegum-
  - "is that really hetgem thoooo euueueuu" lets fuckin face it for like the first 6 seasons it is pretty much just het relationships over and over again. then again its clear they did want to touch on lgbt topics early on like there was something up with the princess cookie episode. its just kind of a problem with the industry that higher ups are afraid of marketing lgbt things
Plants vs. Zombies
- Seriously name one canon lesbian relationship in plants vs zombies. HEADCANONS DONT COUNT. THEY NEVER COUNT

How to spot hetslop (the opposite of hetgem)

Misogyny, as you know, is only in heterosexual media and has never appeared in yaoi/yuri media ever. never. totally. yep. Yup.
(stubs my toe) OW FUCK god damnit this table is fuckin hetslop guys
You find HetGem (it's problematic medias)
How to spot it? Why do you need a guide? i say it's pretty easy to find it! ooohhh hohoho! oh... ohhh ive made myself sad.

Examples of Hetgem relationship but it's actually muscle man being dragged through a forest