Mike Matei
I don't know what the link does, do you?
Inspector Gadget
I dunno!
Mike Matei
Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend Inspector Gadget. How're you doing Inspector Gadget?
Inspector Gadget
I'm having a lot of fun.
Mike Matei
So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget?
Inspector Gadget
I'm better than you are so I should do the review.
Mike Matei
Haha, okay, alright well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review.
Inspector Gadget
You can shut up now. I'm always on duty.
Inspector Gadget
Hmm... Do you have that game Weeky Campa? Penny was telling me she was playing that on her computerbook. Let's play Weeky Campa!
Mike Matei
Uh, well, I have Wiki Camp. That's probably what you're talking about. Let's just try that.
Inspector Gadget
Ooh, this is it! Weeky Campa!
Mike Matei
No no, Inspector Gadget. It's called Wiki Camp.
Inspector Gadget
Oh, Wiki Crap. I cannot wait to play Wiki Crap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Wiki Crap? I love posting seals on The Wiki Crap. Posting seals on The Wiki Crap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you could have while editing a wiki.
Inspector Gadget
I understand why all the kids are editing this wiki these days. It's because they like to transclude Damn seals in wiki articles. I also like transcluding Damn seals with Wiki Crap. It's the most fun you could possibly have.
Inspector Gadget
What is the point of Wiki Crap?
Mike Matei
Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox wiki.
Inspector Gadget
Oh good! I love building sandcastles!
Mike Matei
No, that just means you can do whatever you want, like write articles, create templates, and mess around.
Inspector Gadget
What kind of articles can you write?
Mike Matei
Well anything, really. Like, there's one team that composed an entire soundtrack and made a big five-part story.
Inspector Gadget
My deduction skills as a detective tell me that the people on this team quite possibly do not get bitches.
Mike Matei
Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity.
Inspector Gadget
But they are just copying a fake Master-View model designed by someone else. Seems more like monkey-see, monkey-do than using creative energy if you ask me.
Mike Matei
Oh, you think you can do better, huh?
Inspector Gadget
I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12 quadrillion calculations per second. I could rewrite the entirety of Moby-Dick, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up Brain's doody, all at the same time! This team is full of nerds, and I hate nerds more than I hate M.A.D. Agents! What assholes!
Mike Matei
They might not have powerful cybernetic brains like yours, but I think that this team used The Wiki Camp in a unique and complex yet beautiful way, making an adaptation of-

Inspector Gadget
I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free MePhone 4.