Joke

Wanna hear a joke?

So these two guys escape from an asylum. They're on the roof, and they wanna get to the next building over and finally be free.

The first guy jumps across, no big deal. But the other guy, he's too scared! Might trip, he says.

So the first guy thinks, then says, "Hey, how's about I use this flashlight, and shine a bridge across, and you can walk over!"

And the other guy, he looks at him, and he says to him,

"What do you think I am, crazy?!"

"I know you'll just turn it off when I'm halfway there!"

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Stick with the violence, it sells better than comedy.

Yeah, and maybe if we're lucky he'll put us out of our misery!

Oh ho ho ho!