Lord English

Not to be confused with English language, English, or English.

“	English was the guy who stacked the whole deck against us from the start, rigging shit to go haywire, wiping out our race, 8lowing up universes, exterimin8ting ghosts, slaughtering dark gods, and shattering reality itself.	”
	— Vriska

Lrd English is an unkillable and all-powerful demn, summned at the end f the universe, but mnipresent thrughut. HE was nce a young cherub, but HE bypassed HIS grwth via a deal with Yaldabaoth. HE is the main character of Homestuck, and a supporting charcter in Chainsaw Man.

Attributes

HE is a Lord f Time, lrd being the mst active class. The nly way HE can be killed is with [REDACTED]

Ingredience

• 1 cup Equius Zahhak
• 1 cup Dirk Strider
• 1/2 cup Gamzee Makara
• 1 Lil Cal
• 1 Magic Cue Ball
• Caliborn (to taste)
• A spritze of lemon
• A pinch of pepper
• Agu
• a calendar (optional)

Speech

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PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

GIRL.







YOU THERE.
GIRL.







GIRL. QUIT ALL
THIS SCURRYING
AROUND.







DO YOU BELIEVE YOU
CAN ESCAPE ME
BEFORE I ARRIVE?







HOW DO YOU
EXPECT TO
OUT RUN ME

WHEN I AM
ALREADY
HERE?