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HAI. THIS IS A LESSON ON MAKING A NEOPET ACCOUNT FOR IF U ARE 2 STUPID TO MAKE A NEOPETZ ACCOUNT.






THIS IS WHAT THE BUTTON LOOKS LIKE TODAY. YOU HAVE TO PRESS IT.



























U HAVE TO ENTER ALL OF THE INFO AND PICK YOUR OWN USERNAME. IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A COOL USERNAME YOU HAVE TO MAKE ONE LIKE MINE, BUT EVEN IF YOUR LAME YOU CAN STILL MAKE AN ACCOUNT. BUT DONT BE FOOLED BY THE SHOW PASSWORD BUTTON, IT DOESN'T SHOW YOU A PASSWORD.




YOU ALSO HAVE 2 CLICK THIS BUTTON. I CLICKED ON THE LINKS ONE TIME AND IT WAS TERRIBLE I WOULDNT DO IT AGAIN IF I WAS YOU! JUST A WARNIG..

NEXT ONE IS SECURTY QUESTIONS WHERE THEY ASK A QUESTION AND YOU HAVE TO ANSWER. YOU DON'T GET TO SEE MINE BUT THE ANSWERS ARE VERY GOOD.






















YOU WILL WANT TO DO THIS PART SO BAD. YOU MAKE A PET. THATZ THE BEST PART (BESIDES CRASHING ALL OF THE MARKETS). MY PET BLUEBLUE HAS DISAPPEARED MANY TIMES EVERYTIME THE STUPID NEOPETZ STAFF BANS ME BLUEBLUE IS GONE AND SO IVE LOST 5 WHOLE BLUEBLRS AND I WANST EVEN DOING TANYTHING WRONG BUT NOW IMA BACK AND THEY CANT DNO ANYTHIN ABOUT IT CAN THY AND IF THY DO THEY WONT LIKE WHAT HAPPENAS!!!!1!















SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUOT SHUT UP SHUOPT SHUT UP SHUTP SHUOT SHOTU!!! YOU TOOK BLUEBLUE AWAY FROM M AND U KNOW NOTHIG ABOUT NEOOETS!!!!111!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIEDIE DIED IEEODIEDEID OWEIDDDEIDCEIWIDEOIDE
















YOU HAVE TO DO THESE PARTS WHEN YOU HAVE A NEW ACCOUNT. I HAVE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES THAT I CAN DO IT IN 3 MINUTES, BUT I WILL HOLD YOUR HAND WITH MY SUPER COOL CLAWS THAT YOU DONT HAVE AND SHOW YOU HOW TO DO ALL OF THIS THEN THE TUTORIAL WILL BE OVER.

















ITSBEEN 2 LONG














U NEED 2 FEED THEM. ITZ ON THE TUTORIAL. YOU NEED TO FEED THEM.

HE'S STILL SO HUNGRY. I DONT WANT TO SHOW YOU EBCAUSE IT IS SO GRUSUME. IF YOU ASK TO SEE YOU WILL BE CLAWED! NO ASKING TO SEE NO ASKING TO SEE HIM YOU CAN'T. C HIM.









BAD GIFT. I HATE HAT AHT HATE THIS GIFT. I NEED TO GO PLAY GAMES FOR BLUEBLUE








































THESE ARE ALL GAMES. I LIKE THE ISCREAM 1, ITZ EASY EVEN WITH THE CLAWS.

























THIZ IS OK. THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH MONEY








I GOT THESE FOR BLUEBLUE. I LOVE BANANAS A LOT WHEN I WAS A KITTEN I GAVE A BANANA MILKSHAKE TO BLUEBLUE IT SPILLED BUT BLUEBLUE GOT CLEANED ADN I GOT DA REST OF DA MILKSHAKE SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!






















THE TREE HAD THIS WHICH IS ALSO BANANA. NO MEAT BUT I CAN GET MEAT FOR BLUE BLUE ON MY OWN!!!!!!!!1!!!!! HUNTER INSTINCTS!!!!






















THEREZALSO THIS. I DONT NO WHAT IT IS BUT I GUESS ITZZ FOR BLUELEU
















I HAVE TO MAKE A DEN FOR MY CAT.. THIS ONE LOOKS EVIL I COULD HACK ANY1 FROM HERE ITS EVIL























WHY IZ IT BROKEN













DIS IZ ALL IT LETS ME DO. ITZ SO STUPID NEOPETS IS STUPID ANYWAYS. STUPID


IM DONE WITH DIS STUPID GUIDE THAT ISNT EVEN GONNA HELP ANYON NO ONE WILL C THIS IM DONE

DAISY IF YOU SEE THIS MY USERNAME IS XXWAFFLELOVER6XX PLEASE ADD ME WE CAN TALK THERE ITZ BETTER