THE GLORIOUS REPUBLIC OF NEW JERSEY

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Hey comrade, welcome to New Jersey!

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You heard me. Why have a lawn when you can have a garden? It's the Garden State for a reason, comrade!

Notable communities

Atlantic City

Well, now, everything dies, baby, that's a fact
But maybe everything that dies someday comes back
Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty
And meet me tonight in Atlantic City

lonesome harmonica solo

Hackensack

Who needs a house out in Hackensack?

Harrison

Home to the New York Red Bulls... SMH

Jackson Township

Home to Six Flags: Great Adventure, featuring the world's tallest roller coaster and drop tower, Kingda Ka and Zumanjaro: Drop of Doom.

Newark

Home to the New Jersey Devils.

Trenton

BEACON OF LIGHT,
BEACON OF HOPE.

TRENTON MAKES,
THE WORLD TAKES.