Okinberry medley

The okinberry medley is something of a magnum opus: the end-all-be-all of food. It can only be made by combining every single okinberry into a precious smoothie.

Ingredients

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  Okinberries
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  Okin greenberries
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  Okin hardberries
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  Okin damnberries
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  Okin goldberries
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  Okin scaryberries
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  Okin chillberries
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  Okin glutenberries
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  Okin loveberries
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  Okin moreberries
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  Okin deepberries
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  Okin starberries
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  Okin gothberries

The lost berries

It seems that several species of okinberries have gone extinct. Their fates are documented here.

• Okin glueberries
  • Dried out.
• Okin rageberries
  • Calmed down.
• Okin dreadberries
  • Moved on to the afterlife.
• Okin oldberries
  • Died of old age.
• Okin steamberries
  • Steampunk died.
• Okin grooveberries
  • Disco died.
• Okin matterberries
  • Converted into energy.
• Okin lightberries
  • Fell into a black hole.
• Okin shockberries
  • Met okin rubberberries
• Okin rubberberries
  • Volcanized into okin damnberries.
• Okin newberries
  • Aged - see okin oldberries
• Okin faeberries
  • Hides in mushrooms.
• Okin jokerberries
  • Turned out to be bombs.
• Okin boomberries
  • Blew up.
• Okin neverberries
  • Never really existed.
• Okin cliffberries
  • Fell off.
• Okin midberries
  • Became Host.
• Okin glumberries
  • Cried a river and drowned.
• Okin blakeberries
  • ...Blake?
• Okin waterberries
  • This is just deepberries stfu!
• Okin redberries
  • Again.. this is damnberries 🤦
• Okin warberries
  • Died in the Edit War.
• Okin rowberries
  • Fell down a waterfall (it goes down).
• Okin slayberries
  • Death by dragon.
• Okin pageantberries
  • Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver.
• Okin foreverberries
  • Only found during the primordial singularity.
• Okin shortberries
  • Too short to ride.
• Okin stewberries
  • Canned.
• Okin canberries
  • Flattened.
• Okin scrapberries
  • This is just hardberries.
• Okin crabberries
  • Caught in trawling bycatch.
• Okin dinoberries
  • You can figure it out.
• Okin auraberries
  • Cancelled out by bad vibes.
• Okin stayberries
  • Left.
• Okin goberries
  • Stopped.
• Okin treasureberries
  • Goldberries persisted, the rest were plundered by a pirate.
• Okin rumberries
  • Similarly plundered.
• Okin fieldberries
  • Likely still extant but too boring to document.
• Okin knowberries
  • Forgotten.
• Okin bookberries
  • Moths got in.
• Okin listberries
  • Bullet wound.
• Okin fewberries
  • Turned out to be just normal okinberries.
    [DO NOT INVESTIGATE WHETHER MOREBERRIES ARE JUST SEVERAL NORMAL OKINBERRIES]
• Okin hayberries
  • Eaten by horse.
• Okin duneberries
  • Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare the lone and level sands stretch far away.
• Okin orderberries
  • Dissipated due to entropy.
• Okin foolberries
  • Displeased the king; executed.
• Okin houseberries
  • Collapsed in 2008.
• Okin tuckyberries
  • Fried.
• Okin payberries
  • Went bankrupt.
• Okin dogberries
  • Ran away.
• Okin punchberries
  • Not a real thing; was a marketing campaign hoax.
• Okin templeberries
  • Crushed by giant rolling stone.
• Okin leadberries
  • Usage banned in cars due to health concerns.
• Okin smokeberries
  • Outlawed by the Bureau of Rigid Adherence to Strict Anti-Tobacco Messaging.
• Okin birdberries
  • Overhunted to extinction.
• Okin poxberries
  • Eradicated from vaccine.
• Okin luckberries
  • Deemed so improbable that they are statistically impossible.
• Okin ropeberries
  • Simply cut by Alexander the Great.
• Okin lameberries
  • Couldn't run with the cool kids.
• Okin drugberries
  • Said "no" to.
• Okin brandberries
  • Withdrawn support following controversy.
• Okin betterberries
  • Fans preferred the original taste.
• Okin bornberries
  • Swapped at birth.
• Okin scubaberries
  • ...
• Okin eyeberries
  • Got something in their eyes.
• Okin loreberries
  • Became too convoluted; retconned.
• Okin cheeseberries
  • Discontinued by Hostess.
• Okin troubleberries
  • Sent to detention.
• Okin bubbleberries
  • Outcompeted by Baikal bubbles.
• Okin chooseberries
  • Undecided.
• Okin badberries
  • Arrested.
• Okin crimeberries
  • Executed.
• Okin rustberries
  • Immobile due to lack of oil.
• Okin playberries
  • Got called home for dinner.
• Okin novelberries
  • Never finished.
• Okin fudgeberries
  • Melted by poorly-skilled confectioner.