Paper
Paper is a thing made from trees; specifically processed cellulose from lumber. It is the counter to Rock but weak to Scissors.
Matchups
| Rock | Paper | Scissors | |
| Paper | + | ○ | - |
Impact
DUDE. BEING PAPER SUCKS. I CAN'T EVEN DRINK WATER.
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Of course it sucks; it certainly doesn't rock! Oh ho ho ho!
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And it doesn't quite cut it, either.
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Can it!
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It can't.
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Not what he meant, moneybags! Oh forget it.
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Can!
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I JUST HATE BEING REMINDED THAT I'M MADE OF PAPER.
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Well I think it makes me quite charming. My personality feels less flat.
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