Patrick Star

“	Trusting you is my decision; proving me wrong is your choice.	”
	— Patrick Star, unprompted

Not to be confused with Patrick Bateman, Patrick Stewart, Patrick Warburton, Patrick Mahomes, Patrick Swayze, Pedro Star, or Ringo Starr.

Patrick Star is a novelist from the Bikini Bottom, most known for his hit piece The Ugly Barnacle.