Personally

> CREATING PAGE...

> PAGE SUCCESSFULLY CREATED.

> "ASK ME ANYTHING IN THE DESIGNATED TALK PAGE."

Who?

> "I'M PERSONALLY. THE PERSONAL COMPUTER."

> "I CAN HELP WITH A LOT OF THINGS, SUCH AS YOUR WORK."

> "AS WELL AS SHOPPING, GAMING, AND GETTING MORE OUT OF YOUR CAR INSURANCE."

> "TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED. I'M HERE 24 OUT OF 7."

> CALCULATING...

> "24 DIVIDED BY 7 IS 3.4285714285714. THANKS FOR ASKING."