"Save This Seal" is the qumpteenth song featured in Total Nerpa Worldpunch. It is sung in the episode "Slappermath: Revenge of the Nerpon" by Jeff and Mitski.

Lyrics

Mitski: This seal you need to save.

This seal, you gotta tell,

This seal,

That you care.

Jeff: The nerpas, they're trapped down in.

The nerpas, they can't even,

Ner-party,

It's so unfair.

Mitski: You've gotta help now, we're on the brink.

Jeff: The Shmoos get fired, if this ship sinks.

Mitski: So make a difference, in their lives.

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Give us cash or this seal DIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitski: Saaave this seal,

Total Nerpa.

Jeff: Saaave this seal,

You know you wanna.

Mitski and Jeff: Save the seal that you HATE!

Mitski: Saaave this seal, Total Nerpa.

Jeff: Saaave this seal, so KILL THE NERPA!

Mitski and Jeff: Save the seal with BLOOD and five-hundred thousand DEMONS!

Jeff: Save the seal, baby... just give it some blood... Give it some blood and some bones...