Stinker

Stinkers experience the worst life imaginable. They stink all of the time. Just how do you think those seals feel stinking up the whole place? Pathetic beings.

Jailed for the crime of stink...

If you have experienced any of the following symptoms for the past 14 days, you may be a 'stinker'!

• You smell bad, perhaps even like Gasoline
• Green "stink lines" emanating from your head
• Your presence being indicated by a ship foghorn
• Fish bones and apple cores accompanying your person

CURSED FOR A MILLION YEARS.

They should put on some deodorant.

Or take a shower...