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A day after The Jackbox Party Pack 9's release, Pibby is watching the gang play Quixort.
Oh, I see! So you sort things. It should be as easy as AB...D?
It's just the tutorial, Pibby. One, everyone makes mistakes. And two, the alphabet isn't the only thing in the world.
That's true.
Now, what category will we start the real deal with?

 

Host
Planetary Distance from the Sun from Nearest Planet to Farthest Planet.
Oh, I should know this! I did a... wait, I can't do any episodes in space.
That's exactly what you said with the letters.
Yeah... Well, almost. We did our show and tell with the different things starting with each letter of the alphabet after finishing the three steps. Pretty easy, wasn't it?
I guess so. Now how will my team do with those big beautiful planets?

 

PLANET
A word shows up.
Planet...? That could work as a word for the day! P is for the p sound-
Yeah, we get it.
5 minutes later...
Oooh, great job! I didn't know how far away they could be...
Simple, isn't it? But really, Pluto isn't a planet.
Well then what is it?
A dwarf planet. Like a smaller one.
So it's still a planet?
No, a dwarf planet. The IAU should clarify.
Funny that you talk about Pluto when our episode "A Galactic Goodnight" aired ten days before Pluto was downgraded! And we even sang a song where we counted all the planets.
Ten days? That's harsh.
To be fair Pibby, that's the only way Rocket can fall asleep. But hey, at least the viewers got to hear Für Elise.
Fury... wha? Like, I appreciate your knowledge, let alone in classical music. I'm just still trying to get caught up.
You'll know it when you hear it. Allow me to sing.
Go for it!
Mercury is closest to the sun, Mercury is planet-
One down, more to go.
DUDE. IS THE NEXT ONE GONNA BE PRESIDENTS?

 

Host
The Cheesecake Factory Menu from Front Menu to Back Menu.
Wait. The Cheesecake Factory? We went there once, remember?
Oh yeaaahhh! And we swam in the large pool of cheese.
DUDE. IT'S A RESTAURANT.
Where?
OVER THERE.
That's smaller than I thought.
Hey. Pibby. Want some cheesecake?

Four days after The Jackbox Party Pack 9's release, Pibby is playing Roomerang with the gang.

 

Host
During the opening of the show, you look at the camera and say your catchphrase.
What is it?
Hm. How does that one go?
Just think of something you like.
No, the credits sequence.
Cut to an 80s/90s-style opening sequence as an abridged version of the Rembrandts' "I'll Be There For You" plays.
Hi! Welcome back to Learning with Pibby. I'm...
Wait. That wasn't the song I would hear. A-and I haven't seen this house before. This city looks new to me.
OK, Pibby. Focus. When things seem hard, it is the best time to learn.