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WARNING: THIS SEAL WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger[5].
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.[6]
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited. For more information, visit ████████████████████████████████████████████
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An awful sight to be sure.Trifling little creatures!
CLICK THIS KEY!!! DO IT!
Free us!
DID YOU MISS IT? THE KEY! SAVE ME! HELP ME!
I need to go straight to the source of where these damn seals are coming from!
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"hmm, it seems to make my computer slow down and the fans start running cause it gets over heated. even typing this is difficult because its already slowing down! that damn seal!! i hope it dies!" -rudy, 2022
Thus tatses like ass louisana fell offChubs (talk) 22:19, 23 January 2023 (UTC)
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LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR LADOGABABIEZ7 AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
These words of a sombre webpage I beheld
Written upon the challenge of a Wiki Camp 2;
Whence I: “Erm...in English, please!”
And oomf[17] to me, as one experienced: “Here all sus[18]needs must be abandoned, All here face impending total seal extinction.
We to the place have come, where I have told thee Thou shalt behold the nerpas dolorous Who have foregone, or, perhaps, never held the good of intellect.”[19]
Twitter promotional materials leaked by a whistleblower.
The unfortunate current owner of Twitter, Sealon Musk.
Twitter was a social media website founded by Erk T. W. ItterfieldbaumhausershireberrycheezJr., better known as Bruno. In Twitter, you play as Twitter, pressing the spacebar to jump over pipes. Twitter uses a system of "hashtags", or clumps, that sorts posts into like topics, akin to a shoddy off-brand version of this wiki's categories. Following a recent update, the site has become a place to share content or make text posts once daily, similar to a daily journal.
Readers added context
"Twitter" is no longer a "website" but "a" superapp. This enables it to track packages.
Twitter was in the process of being bought by eccentric billionaire Michael Bloomberg, but he was outbid by Sealon Musk. He then renamed it to X, though in our hearts, it'll remain Twitter.
Readers added context
Michael Bloomberg never intended to buy Twitter, and was instead focused on building his own competitor, tentatively titled TheBloomBuzz.net.
Note that you can only see 600 of these per day, 10x that if you're wasting money. Maybe they might introduce a new thing that allows you to see all the tweets...
Readers added context
Computer scientists have published studies confirming that adding such a novel never-before-realized feature is impossible without the use of quantum computers. So sads!
Rejoice! Twitter has been bought from Elon Musk by Richard Guy. It will soon relaunch with a new, bubbly take on the classic website's design. Experts say this is fucking awesome.
This article is dedicated to the late Reader. Fly high, sweet angel...
Did you know?
Sometimes, Twitter users who get really into something (such as a TV series or a game) may spoil things for everyone else, ruining the process of discovery.
↑Dole is the brand that sponsored Super Monkey Ball. Hell makes people go "bananas", hence the allusion to Dole.
↑Alluding to Tyler the Creator. See this article for more.
↑One of my followers (on Twitter). The protagonist and oomf are heavily implied to be mutuals.
↑Slang originating from YouTube Poop. Not to be confused with the Among Us usage of the word.
↑Nerpas have forsaken God's gift of wisdom. Lmfao!
↑Not yaoi. This yaoi scene has symbolic connotations.
↑Author was Tower of Babel'd in the middle of writing this stanza.
↑Author was Elizabeth Tower'd in the middle of writing this stanza.
↑For Glory (ガチ, Serious) is an online mode that appears in [Super Smash Bros. 4]. In this mode, all matches are played on Ω form stages, with no items naturally spawning, and with character customization disabled. Among other rulesets, players can select to play two-stock one-on-one matches with a five minute time limit in For Glory.
↑Allusion to Terraria; specifically, the Guide, who is known for being Terraria's first ever Gay character.