Terra/Sketch
"So, you're telling me she's been around for THIS long... and in that time, you couldn't manage to find a SINGLE photo of her??? Do you have ANY idea how much that'll affect her page's ranking???"
"Y-yes... But—"
"But WHAT?"
"I d-d-did manage to hire an artist.... to get a sketch of her...."
"Who?"
"I put up a classified for an artist online... got a response from a girl with the user name g4rn3t... s-said she was a really good artist.... and her... portfolio looked good..."
"And how did you describe Terra to her?"
"Just like how you asked, sir! Clay pot, stubby, trellis, morning glory, everything!"
"Show me the drawing."
"Yes, sir!"
"..."
"Sir?"
"How much did you pay for this?"
"A hundred dollars, sir..."
"You're fired."