The Gumologist, informally known as The Gummer, is a powerful man who wields the ability to make gum and even gumballs. He rose to prominence after the former premier gumshoe, Charleston S. Chew, was wadded up and stuck under a desk, falling out of the gum industry and thus opening a power vacuum.

He is currently the head of operations for luxury gum brand Triple Dent Gum, also running its official chat account "willmakeYousmile".