The Statley Parable: Deluxe Ultra

Not to be confused with The Statley Parable.

I am going "STORY MODE" to tell you about a man named Statley.

Is Exit office

Um, that me! Ha ha ha!

Statley is "EMPLOYEE MODE" for a company in a building that is "BIG MODE"

Um, that building are very big! So cozy!

Um, I can barely reading your linking text red on black back ground...

When Statley is working at his job at the company, he goes "HAPPY MODE"

Yes, Joy.

Erm, but Statley is now "CONFUSED MODE" becau

I am confused!

Yes I just said that.

Asshole.

Statley is "CONFUSED MODE" because he has not entered "WORKING MODE" today because he has not been sent any orders in his office.

Waiter! Waiter! More job, the please!

So he decides to enter "LEAVING MODE" to see what is going on.

Um, does I?

Doesn't exit office