The Three Stooges

Alright you two, we've been hired to write uh, pages for this here encyclopedia, so get writin'!

And what are you gonna do, Moe?

Well I'm the fact-checker. I gotta make sure everything yous two say is right!

I think I should fact check! I'm very knowledgeable.

Yeah? Whadda you know?

Diddya know ol' George Washington had woodens teeth!

Gee, did he brush 'em with varnish?

He didn't have wooden teeth you knuckleheads, that's a myth!

Oh no, he was a Mr., not a Ms.! Nyuck nyuck nyuck-

Oof!

'Ey, what's that bugger doin' here?

What'cha talkin' about, Moe?

That baby seal. It's as soft as a teddy bear.

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I bet it's softer than my grandma's feather pillow! Nyuck nyuck nyuck-

Oof!

Keep ya mind on track, will ya? It'd really work as a pet.

Woah there, pal. That's unusual, innit?

Unusual's my middle name, Larry. Imagine the three of us with that seal. We'd be the talk o' the town!

We'd teach it tricks! Like, uh, balancing... whaddo they call it... Pipis!

My thoughts exactly, Curly! And we'd take it for a walk in the park, with a lil' leash and a block o' cement to eat... Easy as pie!

I love me some pie!

Not that pie, ya numbskull!