Toba Aquarium
Toba Icon. Some sort of seal.
You know, a MediaWiki instance with storage a little like the okin with the pipis. No one knows how he got them and danged if he knows how to use them.
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Everyone
*laughs*
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The name's Niko, Niko Toba. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest...
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Aw, it's not for you. It's more a... Fandom idea.
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Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Wikia. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
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All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the Toba Aquarium!
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Everyone
*gasps*
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I've sold aquariums to WikiSource, WikiNews, and WikiSpecies, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
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Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide okin-fied six-tank aquarium! What'd I say?
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Aquarium!
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What's it called?
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Aquarium.
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That's right! Aquarium!
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Everyone
Aquarium... aquarium... aquarium...
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I hear those seals are awfully loud.
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They glide softly as Lake Baikal!
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Is there a chance the tanks could leak?
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Not on your life, you papery freak!
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What about contestants out of the game?
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We'll give you a tank to claim!
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Were you sent here by Perkins Miller?
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No, good sir, I'm a FOSS shiller!
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My CSS tags are mismatched.
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Take my template and get that patched!
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I swear, it's The Wiki Camp's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
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Everyone
Aquarium...
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What's it called?
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Everyone
Aquarium...
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Once again!
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Everyone
Aquariuuuuuuuum!
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But the main page is still all cracked and broken.
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SORRY, DUDE, THE BAIKAL OKIN.
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Everyone
Aquariuuuuuuuum...
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Everyone
Aquariuuuuuuuum...
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Everyone
Aquariuuuuuuuum!
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Everyone
AQUARIUM!!
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*whistles*
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D'OH-
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