Toilet

The toilet is a microbiome where waste is autonomously sent to the processing plant by a whirlpool.

OH NO BRO!!!

Life cycle

Toilet fabrication begins when the toilet's exoskeleton is presented to the CEO. It is then measured using plaster in order to have the right dimensions to fit a newborn toilet. The toilet casing is mixed by master chemists using the right materials at the right place at the right time. Ceramics that are too old are deemed infertile. One by one, bits of the toilet are neatly fastened, forming the embryo. The egg is then incubated. Once hatched, the newborn toilet chick is fed a slurry. The chicks are taken to Mother Goose's nursery. The nursery is sponsored by Aquafina, who comes with a big ass truck and fills up the trough for drinking. The chicks are still eating the vital slurry. Once fully grown, the toilets finally wean. The now adult toilets graduate from the nursery, and are given mandatory WHMIS training and oxygen tanks bought secondhand from scuba diving agencies. They explore the depths of Maka Wuhu as they migrate to their soon-to-be-permanent residences.

During this process, those devious cuckoos are Thanos snapped, reducing their livelihoods to atoms and the likeliness of parasitism to 0%.